The official Random Discussion For TPBM Photo's and Photographers Thread (1)

corny jokes are fun though.

Happy Belated Birthday Neil.

One of the kids' and my favorites:

How do you make a tissue dance?

But a little boogy in it.

Hmm.. spent the last hour or so doing some PP work and it turned out really awful. Not too sure what went wrong here...!

kinda freaky lookin pete

last joke b4 bed......
a guy goes into the butchers and says
"excuse me do you have a sheeps head"
"no" says the butcher "it's just the way i comb my hair"

Pete wrote in post #2618263
Hmm.. spent the last hour or so doing some PP work and it turned out really awful. Not too sure what went wrong here...!

Wanna post up the original?

Here you go. This is the full sized jpeg (5Mb), so right click and save as. http://www.fileden.com …7/114400/IMG_04​57-Big.jpg

I'm not too sure how I went wrong on this. I selected everything above the statue with quickmask, cut it to a new layer, and applied a gaussian blur to it. I then tried to select the two closest tourists and blur them to a lesser extent, but that's where it started going pear shaped. It wouldn't cut to a new layer properly. Then with a bit more fiddling, I got these nasty lines (which are boundaries between the cut layers). Maybe I somehow had a feather on the selections...

G'MAE all.

Great emotioncons through the night, made me smile. Lov'n the jokes too. Got a laugh out of

The only one I can remember at the moment:

Horse walks into the bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

Becky N wrote in post #2618576
Horse walks into the bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

A piece of rope goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender kicks him out, saying "We don't serve ropes here!"

The rope twisted himself up real good, then took a comb and roughed himself up around the edges. He then went back into the bar and ordered the drink again. The bartender said, "Aren't you that rope I just kicked out of here?"

The rope replied, "Nope. I'm a frayed knot!"

Skrim17 wrote in post #2611090
Cat did you get a package today?

Not yet. But anxiously waiting.

puddlepirate44 wrote in post #2611692
HEY!! I'M ALL ALONE HERE!! I'M REDUCED TO CAT-LIKE TRIPLE POSTINGS!!!

You're learning. Good man.

thomascanty wrote in post #2611740
Where the heck has Cat been lately?

I was kidnapped by a wild Barzaboop, who sold me to a ragged hag who wanted me for her soup.

puddlepirate44 wrote in post #2613664
Just thought I would put up another Cat-Like third post. It's kinda fun to just create post after post after post. Unlike Cat, though, I have absolutely nothing to say.

I'm putting this one in my file of "incredibly nice, but mostly untrue things people say about me to make me feel good about myself. I look at them all ocassionally and sigh.

short5 wrote in post #2615593
No it is the fault of the minimum wage kid behind the counter with no incentive or ingrained values to check their work before giving it to you.

We are lucky enough to have an elderly dedicated photo counter guy at our WalMart named Jerry. I love Jerry. (Don't tell my hubby...now that you all know who he is, LOL)

Becky N wrote in post #2615656
Finished the obligatory PP now going to work on these sculpters so'se I can share. Got one 'specially for Cat.

YOu have a snow sculpture for me? Or a pic for me?? I wanna see.

jbarclay wrote in post #2617006

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ROFL!

thomascanty wrote in post #2617298
I had to steal that one...

Apparently you steal lots. During the smiley war I counted at least 3 that are in my smiley folder. LOL. I like the kitty hammock too.

webcrawlur wrote in post #2617395
ever since ya'll uncovered poolguy
j/k

Oh yeah.... I have to go into hiding now.

thomascanty wrote in post #2617432
Hey! Her profile says "Last activity: 2 Hours ago"...

She is just avoiding us!

LOL...actually, I used my wiles to log on for a minute and try to catch up so I woulnd't be too far behind when I did get a chance to post. I couldn't type though. I had my nephew on my lap, and was 'trying to get him to go to sleep by showing him neat picures". The pictures I kept pointing out were your avatars,
He would have none of it.

I would never avoid you all. You'll never be that lucky.

Permagrin wrote in post #2617437
So if Petkal shows up while Cat's gone....and Cat's here while Petkal's gone, then...well, gulp...is Cat alias as Petkal? (and more importantly, how does Pool Guy figure in to all this?) Do we need Colombo?

OMG!! Permadoodle broke the secret code.

misspix wrote in post #2617645
How many posts could a post whore post
if a post whore could post whores?

ROFLMAO!

thomascanty wrote in post #2617777
Zane, is this you?

[GIFS ARE NOT RENDERED IN QUOTES]

And again... ROFLMAO!!!


I've missed you all terribly, sorry I couldn't even check in. It's been crazy. I still have a houseful of people, and a ton of obligations today. (I'm posting at 5:30 in the AM just so I can get a post or two in before anyone else wakes up)
I've been having SERIOUS potn withdrawls.
And yes. I did read every single page that I missed (in here and TPBM) I'm a die hard. LOL

Becky N wrote in post #2618576
Horse walks into the bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

2 men walked into a bar, but the 3rd one ducked.

A termite walked into a bar, and asked... where's the bar tender?

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."

The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"

CAT LIVES!!!

cfpackerfan wrote in post #2618604
Apparently you steal lots. During the smiley war I counted at least 3 that are in my smiley folder. LOL. I like the kitty hammock too.

Oh, yeah! I steal 'em everywhere I can find 'em. I think I have about 2,000. I'm trying to come up with some way to organize 'em so they're easy to locate quick...

BTW, I think we should have a smiley fight every evening. That was fun!

The smiley fight looked like fun, and it definitely got me giggling this morning.

I like Terri's new location, LOL

cfpackerfan wrote in post #2618604
YOu have a snow sculpture for me? Or a pic for me?? I wanna see.

Here you go, I hope you see it before everyone wakes up and you have to take off: