'All hope abandon ye who enter here'

PetKal wrote in post #2326468
You are one sick and desperate man, Dr.Jakov. You would even take me on a date if I was not beyond the age of consensus.

HAHAHAHA, how did I miss that?

I'm aiming for more the 15-18 range,
at least 5' 10".
Scrawny.
Glasses a must.
Should know his way around Hyrule.
And enjoys long walks on the beach when a full moon is a foot.

PetKal wrote in post #2326468
You are one sick and desperate man, Dr.Jakov. You would even take me on a date if I was not beyond the age of consensus.

Danielle, don't listen to him. I'm completely normal and completely ineligible.

Hey, Petkal, sssshhhh, you're gonna ruin my chances with her.

Shutter22 wrote in post #2326479
And enjoys long walks on the beach when a full moon is a foot.

I think it just literally took me a full minute to figure out what you meant by "when a full moon is a foot." I was picturing a big foot hanging in the sky, and wondering how that could possibly connect to anything.

Wow I'm tired....

Shutter22 wrote in post #2326479
HAHAHAHA, how did I miss that?

I'm aiming for more the 15-18 range,
at least 5' 10".
Scrawny.
Glasses a must.
Should know his way around Hyrule.
And enjoys long walks on the beach when a full moon is a foot.

I'm six feet tall. Score 1.

I wear glasses to read, but they're actually bifocals so if you want, I can wear them on our date. Score 2.

I'm a huge Zelda buff. Score 3.

Oh, the beach is my favorite place, especially long, barefoot walks. Score 4.

Scrawny? I'll immediately quit the gym. My muscles will fade in no time. Score 5.

Oh, about the 15-18 thing. Darn it, I only got 9 lenses. But stick around, one day I hope to have at least 15. Tentative score: POIFEKT.

So, when we going?

codex0 wrote in post #2326512
I think it just literally took me a full minute to figure out what you meant by "when a full moon is a foot." I was picturing a big foot hanging in the sky, and wondering how that could possibly connect to anything.

Wow I'm tired....

Yo, Codex, my man, don't interrupt. Me and Danielle be courting each other.

KROHN27 wrote in post #2326423
I could draw a picture that would warm the moderators hearts? maybe that would do the trick?

Yeah, if your name were Leonardo DaVinci. Then maybe.

MDJAK wrote in post #2326517
I'm six feet tall. Score 1.

I wear glasses to read, but they're actually bifocals so if you want, I can wear them on our date. Score 2.

I'm a huge Zelda buff. Score 3.

Oh, the beach is my favorite place, especially long, barefoot walks. Score 4.

Scrawny? I'll immediately quite the gym. My muscles will fade in no time. Score 5.

Oh, about the 15-18 thing. Darn it, I only got 9 lenses. But stick around, one day I hope to have at least 15. Tentative score: POIFEKT.

So, when we going?

Wow, I'm actually impressed.

I'll keep you in mind.

MDJAK wrote in post #2326529
Yo, Codex, my man, don't interrupt. Me and Danielle be courting each other.

Apologies.

PetKal wrote in post #2326468
You are one sick and desperate man, Dr.Jakov. You would even take me on a date if I was not beyond the age of consensus.

Ahh, I finally caught Petkal in a spelling error.

Did you mean if you were not beyond the age of continence?

Shutter22 wrote in post #2326540


Wow, I'm actually impressed.

I'll keep you in mind.

Eww, ya see, I've almost got her reeled in.

If you play your cards right, Danielle, I'll let you fondle my L's.

MDJAK wrote in post #2326552
If you play your cards right, Danielle, I'll let you fondle my L's.

This is the point at which you spare all of us and take this to PM's :p

MDJAK wrote in post #2326517
I'm six feet tall. Score 1.

I wear glasses to read, but they're actually bifocals so if you want, I can wear them on our date. Score 2.

I'm a huge Zelda buff. Score 3.

Oh, the beach is my favorite place, especially long, barefoot walks. Score 4.

Scrawny? I'll immediately quit the gym. My muscles will fade in no time. Score 5.

Oh, about the 15-18 thing. Darn it, I only got 9 lenses. But stick around, one day I hope to have at least 15. Tentative score: POIFEKT.

So, when we going?

Yeah mark even has oakley frames.

I'm the opposite of what she's looking for. I am 6'2-3ish, I wear glasses..when it's sunny outside (also oakleys, 7 pair, not at the same time, though), I friggin LOVE Zelda (haha mark likes zelda :lol, I only like to take pictures of a beach..I don't care to walk on them, and I'm absolutely anything but scrawny. I'm half Mark's age, though.

yeah, I love Zelda. I also love Google which is what told me what Hyrule was.

Two words, Mark. Borderline inappropriate. I take it your wife doesn't read the forum?

codex0 wrote in post #2326564
This is the point at which you spare all of us and take this to PM's :p

Oh, Moderators, again this guy is interrupting. Ban him immediately, like roll-on deodorant.