'All hope abandon ye who enter here'

well I know this really isn't that interesting, but my work is abit like this thread.

But I have just read all the "whattheduck" comic strips

and now I have nothing to do.

MDJAK wrote in post #2331784
So, who wants me?

Petey, I know you do, my wannabe metrosexual.

The amount of pro bono education I have to do around here is simply unreal:
Most importantly, I am "metasexual".
Besides, we would never work out as an "odd couple".........like, what would I tell my Amish relatives/friends ??.....Like, I live with this guy, and he is "different", but I am not ?

MDJAK wrote in post #2331784
I'm allergic to cats.

I didn't know this was a requirement if you're the perfect catch...

So, if MDJAK is the perfect male catch, who is the female version? How would the female version be?

Claire wrote in post #2332412
So, if MDJAK is the perfect male catch, who is the female version? How would the female version be?

It'd be a lot like Peter, with breasts.

MDJAK wrote in post #2331784
If they could only clone me. (Wait, is that patting on my own back I hear?)

I'm such a perfect catch, if I do say so myself. I'm just average looking. (There have been pictures of me before here) I keep myself in shape and always have. I'm a gentleman. I'm married for 26 years and still open the car door for my wife. Every time.

I have great respect for women and their happiness and satisfaction is a major concern of mine. If they're not happy, neither am I.

I still make my wife breakfast in bed on the weekends and love doing it.

I've got a steady, high paying job, but plenty of time for my son and two daughters and three dogs. I'm allergic to cats.

Drawbacks? Other than the fact my hair has gone from dark brown to what some call gray. I've never been good at color management or white balance, as others swear it's going gray. Uh-uh, say I, blonde. That's what I see.

Oh yeah, I need glasses to read now.

And my wife has told me I'm starting to snore a bit.

So, who wants me?

Petey, I know you do, my wannabe metrosexual.

Mark, you haven't mentioned my biggest requirement in the "perfect male species". Do you do housework? Now that is sexy to me

Ronald S. Jr. wrote in post #2332512
It'd be a lot like Peter, with breasts.

OMG, snort, snicker, guffaw!!

Ronald S. Jr. wrote in post #2332512
It'd be a lot like Peter, with breasts.

I kinda had a feeling that was the case...

the perfect woman catch?.. I don't think there is one anymore. If you think about it the requirements of being an ideal woman turn on their ear every ten years.. for example in my aunt's age she was the perfect woman. Smart, honest, beautiful a wonderful wife mother stayed at home had dinner done by five etc.. Now, a woman's ability to also contribute to the family's income is a great asset. they also have to be self-aware, educated, feminine without being aggressive, beautiful able to change a car tire, and a diaper without an attitude about each. Understands the stock market and can make up a thanksgiving dinner.. strange how that works isn't it?..

sari

saravrose wrote in post #2333344
the perfect woman catch?.. I don't think there is one anymore. If you think about it the requirements of being an ideal woman turn on their ear every ten years.. for example in my aunt's age she was the perfect woman. Smart, honest, beautiful a wonderful wife mother stayed at home had dinner done by five etc.. Now, a woman's ability to also contribute to the family's income is a great asset. they also have to be self-aware, educated, feminine without being aggressive, beautiful able to change a car tire, and a diaper without an attitude about each. Understands the stock market and can make up a thanksgiving dinner.. strange how that works isn't it?..

sari

No easier for men these days ... roles have been merged and both men and women have had to take on characteristics & responsibilities of the other ...

Ronald S. Jr. wrote in post #2332512
It'd be a lot like Peter, with breasts.

Oh cr*p! I just about blew V8 out my nose on that one! Should read this thread while eating breakfast.

Good one, Ronald!!

saravrose wrote in post #2333344
the perfect woman catch?.. I don't think there is one anymore. If you think about it the requirements of being an ideal woman turn on their ear every ten years.. for example in my aunt's age she was the perfect woman. Smart, honest, beautiful a wonderful wife mother stayed at home had dinner done by five etc.. Now, a woman's ability to also contribute to the family's income is a great asset. they also have to be self-aware, educated, feminine without being aggressive, beautiful able to change a car tire, and a diaper without an attitude about each. Understands the stock market and can make up a thanksgiving dinner.. strange how that works isn't it?..

sari

I got the woman who every other PERFECT woman was copied from!

that's sweet...

It's cold enough out here that one of the chef's left some outside vents on in the fine dining kitchen.. a half inch piping behind the ice machine froze and snapped off flooding the whole kitchen.. I guess -20 something cold for eight hours will do that... I don't think I understood how cold cold was going to be...

saravrose wrote in post #2333767
I don't think I understood how cold cold was going to be...

And, here I was complaining about the Northeast US Winters! We're supposed to get snow on Monday, but right now it's 59 degrees out!

that reminds me of the blizzard of '77 in Buffalo NY - windchill was 70 below ...

being a cold weather type - of course I was out in it for many hours ... loving it!

wish we could get that down here in the Carolina's!

rfreschner wrote in post #2333819
And, here I was complaining about the Northeast US Winters! We're supposed to get snow on Monday, but right now it's 59 degrees out!

Mid-60's here!

Digital_Duck wrote in post #2333827
wish we could get that down here in the Carolina's!

I wish you could too - maybe we can trade!!