You can buy your wife a set of $10,000 boobs but...

Woolburr wrote in post #2270621
Can we see the $10,000 boobs? I don't care if you crop the head off!

After reading this thread I keep thinking Wool may not be far off with this. Did you take shots of her $10,000 boobs as an exchange?

Claire wrote in post #2271357
After reading this thread I keep thinking Wool may not be far off with this. Did you take shots of her $10,000 boobs as an exchange?

And here I was just being a smart a$$....It is just amazing what people want to be cheap on and what they want to spend money on...I still can't envision why someone would want or need a $10,000 boob job. Can't beat the $10 picture though....goes with a lifetime of memories.

I bought an outrageousely priced photo in Spain of my family when we had gone outside of some store. It was such a typical tourist trap thing, but we had a good laugh at the photo.

Cheap Rat Bastard ...

but it's okay ... his $10,000 wife will trade him in for a better model now that she's loaded with bait.

Seefutlung wrote in post #2271440
Cheap Rat Bastard ...

but it's okay ... his $10,000 wife will trade him in for a better model now that she's loaded with bait.

LMAO

Woolburr wrote in post #2271374
And here I was just being a smart a$$....It is just amazing what people want to be cheap on and what they want to spend money on...I still can't envision why someone would want or need a $10,000 boob job. Can't beat the $10 picture though....goes with a lifetime of memories.

Haha currently there is running an ad in danish television for Ikea furnitures.

A husband and wife (filthy rich) have returned from a world trip and tells a friend about what the wife got done. These are the lines that were exchanged (from memory but I think you get he picture).

wife: clothes from paris
husband: hair done in milan
wife: nails done in london
husband: boobs done in new york
friend: uhh you look like a million
wife: shocked and devastated
husband: but we paid 3,5 million !!!!!

rofl....that should be on youtube before long.

tommykjensen wrote in post #2271586
Haha currently there is running an ad in danish television for Ikea furnitures.

A husband and wife (filthy rich) have returned from a world trip and tells a friend about what the wife got done. These are the lines that were exchanged (from memory but I think you get he picture).

wife: clothes from paris
husband: hair done in milan
wife: nails done in london
husband: boobs done in new york
friend: uhh you look like a million
wife: shocked and devastated
husband: but we paid 3,5 million !!!!!

Haven't seen this one! Now, where does IKEA come into the picture? "Get well designed shelves for less"?

Claire wrote in post #2271719
Haven't seen this one! Now, where does IKEA come into the picture? "Get well designed shelves for less"?

My lost sale was worth the chuckle I got from this line.

cosworth wrote in post #2271730
My lost sale was worth the chuckle I got from this line.

That was such an easy joke. Glad it made you chuckle.

We get bored here at work sometimes.... and there is no shortage of scantily clad women walking by here or to shoot. And we've been trying to come up with all the different names for "breasts" that men use.

I had completely forgotten about shelf. :P

Claire wrote in post #2271719
Haven't seen this one! Now, where does IKEA come into the picture? "Get well designed shelves for less"?

Yep something like that.

cosworth wrote in post #2271773
We get bored here at work sometimes.... and there is no shortage of scantily clad women walking by here or to shoot. And we've been trying to come up with all the different names for "breasts" that men use.

I had completely forgotten about shelf. :P

At least I'm not the only one who works with men who turn to weird topics when bored (or not even that). By now my two male colleauges (share room) & I have cowered the topics of fake breasts, celeb XXX vids, Borat, male hot pants & guessing what was in some xmas gifts in a shop window.

Karl C wrote in post #2271865
Ding! We have a winner! I second the suggestion...

To quote the infamous Al and Bud Bundy...

BOOBIES!


We now return you to your regularly scheduled posting.

LOL. Yes, we must see what $10k buys you that isn't worth a $10 photo.

JaGWiRE wrote in post #2272640
LOL. Yes, we must see what $10k buys you that isn't worth a $10 photo.

Maybe he's calculating in the extra benefits he gets from them? You know, other men being envious of his gf, better service 'cos the waiter is oogling his gf, better business deals 'cos the men are oogling his gf and he gets to look at them and touch. And maybe he makes her model and earn cash from glamour work, which means more money for him. Hm, what else?