You can buy your wife a set of $10,000 boobs but...

Oh time for post your 10K boob shots. That will sore as been most viewed

I have a number of those shots... Club Med treats me well with content.

JaGWiRE wrote in post #2273652
Weird, breasts don't matter all that much to me. I remember reading the check you do when you walk by a gal, and I remember your supose to look at the face first, cause you don't want to be dissapointed after checking everything else out .

Buddy not to be insensitive or anything, in the dark, whats the different??? But Breasts, now even a blindman can enjoy!!!

my wife decided to use the 10k on shoes!

Lol, maybe he was a "photographer" with his P&S and was too proud to buy another's photo... LOL!!
Do you have a signature overlay on the monitors? A banner that goes over a corner or something? Maybe that would help the P&S smack-downs.

What the heck JaGWiRE... 2000 posts in 2 months??

They display at max res of 1280 and 1/3 of that when he took the shot was the event software overlay.

He also used his flash. :P

lostdoggy wrote in post #2273855
Buddy not to be insensitive or anything, in the dark, whats the different??? But Breasts, now even a blindman can enjoy!!!

Its not what you have but how you use it

cosworth wrote in post #2274036
They display at max res of 1280 and 1/3 of that when he took the shot was the event software overlay.

He also used his flash. :P

LOL.
If the flash always fires (dark area under shade) you should set-up some optical slaves that ****-slap the point-and-shooters in the face (and camera) with a full-quad-AA blast. LOL

Even shooting flash on an angle and correcting perspective later wouldn't fix that!!

It would be even cooler if you could use the optical slaves to trap the pulse and change your overlay with some software to put some text on the image that says "I'm too cheap to buy a $10 print from somebody that knows what they're doing"... but that might be over the top.

weka2000 wrote in post #2274067
Its not what you have but how you use it

By the time she realize its too late!!! Whats done is done!!! A kiss and a goodnight!!!

Cosworth, I renew my offer to come and humbly serve as your assistant. I would work for room, board and beer.

Claire wrote in post #2273015
No, you may not be a breast man. You might be into legs, glasses or Noink users.

Yup, I'm a leg guy, and girls with the geeky glasses just make me go "damn", haha.
Raitch, I'm a postaholic. Check my post 2000 thread out, haha.

Those $10,000 things can't possibly be comfortable to sleep on...

The more you have the more gravity will hit.... Woops they dont think about that do they

lostdoggy wrote in post #2273855
Buddy not to be insensitive or anything, in the dark, whats the different??? But Breasts, now even a blindman can enjoy!!!

Oh dear...... I just cannot imagine taking the brown paper bag or turn out the lights approach

cosworth wrote in post #2274036
They display at max res of 1280 and 1/3 of that when he took the shot was the event software overlay.

He also used his flash. :P

Ah, he's shot himself in the foot nicely. Anybody who's fired a flash into a monitor is asking for trouble....

You could also get some nice reflective coverings for the monitors. Some places actually mount a thin layer of plastic on the monitor to protect it from fingerprints and other unwanted paw marks, but it is annoying because it is so reflective. Nobody would suspect anything (you're just protecting the monitors) but the cheap will get what is coming to them double quick and they won't even realize it till its too late....

weka2000 wrote in post #2275154
The more you have the more gravity will hit.... Woops they dont think about that do they

Well, if they're real gravity will kick in sooner or later. If they're fake, then they'll look even more fake the older they get...

See, that's the cool thing about not being a tripple D