Tally Time. Or, Juvenile Delinquency?

I admit, it's childish. But hey, we're all friends around here. If an adult can't act like a baby once in a while amongst cyberspace friends, what good is it, I ask?

I'm whiling away time before I go to a local high school to provide CART services to a hearing impaired mother of a high school freshman so she can participate in a meeting with her daughter's counselor, and I was wondering the following:

Is this site's software capable of providing a tally? PetshopboyKal and Conduit have been posting competition after competition (which btw I've declared myself the winner of each and every time ) and I was wondering who holds the record for the following, and please contribute whatever I've left out. This is not an exhaustive list.

1. Most posts to date.

2. Most posts in each forum.

3. Most replies/by forum. (as it seems like the people who can be most helpful have become mired in the GC forum lately)

4. Most threads started/by forum

5. Most replies to a thread/by forum.

Okay, if the software cannot tally that info, Petkal, you've obviously got nothing else to do; Get your elves working and come up with the answers. Now.

Dr. Yakoff, The Great.

All I know is, CDS has the most posts. No idea on the others.

1 - Click on Member List, then Posts. It will sort.
5 - Go to a Forum, click on Replies. It will sort.

I would like to see the highest number of posts, without posting a photograph, or perhaps the ratio of photo posts to text only posts per person.....not sure what to do with such data but it would be interesting.

I'd like to see who's shared the most photos. We all know the text : photo ratio goes to me, so we need not go there.