Looking for a Professional Gibberish Translator

Looking for a full time gibberish to english translator for the English gurus of POTN.

Job - Gibberish to English Translator follow around me.

Pay - The joy helping out the world. Possible "donations" from frustrated POTN members.

Benifits - The use to your own camera and translator. Possible side name "Gibberish Translator" if given by a Mod. The raising of post number by following me.

Requirements - Must be able to translate gibberish into english however possible.

Times -
Monday - Thursday 3:00 P.M. to 12 A.M.
Friday and Saturday - 7:00 A.M. - 1:00 A.M.
Sundays - 1:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M., 7:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M.
All times are in US Central Standard Time

Side Notes - Not all post will be required to be translated as I know enough english to say "nice picture".

maybe some better benefits, possibly a dollar amount per post and you got a deal , i think it is spelled jibberish, i might be wrong

thescottandrew wrote in post #2327466
maybe some better benefits, possibly a dollar amount per post and you got a deal , i think it is spelled jibberish, i might be wrong

See you are already translating and for FREE

that one was for free, the next will cost ya, ill let you know my paypal account shortly

This might just go down as the stupidest topic I have ever seen on this entire forum.

JaGWiRE wrote in post #2327516
This might just go down as the stupidest topic I have ever seen on this entire forum.

agreed, but a translator is not that bad of an idea, and not just for him, some other people here have very poor spelling skills.

JaGWiRE wrote in post #2327516
This might just go down as the stupidest topic I have ever seen on this entire forum.

I have to disagree.. I know i've seen worse.. and I for one would love to have somebody help me untangle some of the posts that occur regularly on here... You ask and you get a link to the dictionary that's not much help at all when taken out of context completely.. especially when you're asking what that person meant...

sari

saravrose wrote in post #2327530
I have to disagree.. I know i've seen worse.. and I for one would love to have somebody help me untangle some of the posts that occur regularly on here... You ask and you get a link to the dictionary that's not much help at all when taken out of context completely.. especially when you're asking what that person meant...

sari

good point

saravrose wrote in post #2327530
I have to disagree.. I know i've seen worse.. and I for one would love to have somebody help me untangle some of the posts that occur regularly on here... You ask and you get a link to the dictionary that's not much help at all when taken out of context completely.. especially when you're asking what that person meant...

sari

I think a lot of the time people are speaking to other people in particular and not the forum as a whole, so your not really supose to understand what they were saying .

I agree ith withith the sutpiediested poost oon dis here forum

Just get yourself a good babble fish.

I think I have the english-to-gibberish (or jibberish, depending on who you ask) part down:

I challenge anybody to tell me what that really says

and submitted by what may be considered a professional gibberish generator:

Uhh... yeah. What was it you said?

I speak gibberish, cockney and English so translation is no problem. Any time you get stuck then PM me.

Gibberish? Save the world and just hit Backspace a lot.

I with Jag - this is pretty darned stupid.