Looking for a Professional Gibberish Translator

condyk wrote in post #2329929
I speak gibberish...

We know. That might be the point to this whole thread.

Scottes wrote in post #2330561
Gibberish? Save the world and just hit Backspace a lot.

I with Jag - this is pretty darned stupid.

I just grabbed a number ticket for that line as well.

MRaiford wrote in post #2328626
I think I have the english-to-gibberish (or jibberish, depending on who you ask) part down:


I challenge anybody to tell me what that really says

I can fully understand this as I am becomeninging a masterer of gibberish it translates into this but as this isnot a pure english version as not all gibberish can be translated.

Looking for a full time gibberish to english translator for the English gurus of POTN.

Job - Gibberish to English Translator follow around me.

Pay - The joy helping out the world. Possible "donations" from frustrated POTN members.

Benifits - The use to your own camera and translator. Possible side name "Gibberish Translator" if given by a Mod. The raising of post number by following me.

Requirements - Must be able to translate gibberish into english however possible.

Times -
Monday - Thursday 3:00 P.M. to 12 A.M.
Friday and Saturday - 7:00 A.M. - 1:00 A.M.
Sundays - 1:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M., 7:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M.
All times are in US Central Standard Time

Side Notes - Not all post will be required to be translated as I know enough english to say "nice picture".

Scottes wrote in post #2330561
Gibberish? Save the world and just hit Backspace a lot.

I with Jag - this is pretty darned stupid.

Usually what I don't understand from Petkal or another member's wording is related to another language (latin or something I think), or an advanced set of vocabulary / expressions I am too young to have heard. I don't see a reason why that is bad though, it is certainly not gibberish, and if you take the time to go and try looking it up you'll probably just be learning some new stuff.

JaGWiRE wrote in post #2331490
...and if you take the time to go and try looking it up you'll probably just be learning some new stuff.

I hardly need to look it up. I went through gibberish and then baby-talk and that was followed by things like adolescence and adulthood. A very long time ago.

Yee Haw, yum, more words to ate, I can helpz ya! Maybe not.

Scottes wrote in post #2331745
I hardly need to look it up. I went through gibberish and then baby-talk and that was followed by things like adolescence and adulthood. A very long time ago.

Ah, although I quoted you I was speaking to everybody on this forum in general .

From what I have seen in my years on this forum, I'd say that I was accurately speaking for everybody on this forum in general.