joke

Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence

ahahaha......

Hehe

ROTFLMAO!!!

ha, that was quite good.

LOVE IT
Rob.

I just read it to my wife. Her comment...."So, you think that's funny?."

Oh, oh.

allright, i've slept on it. and decided to ask.. either it's a man thing and i'm not supposed to know or i'm just clueless (and showing it yet again).. why is this funny?...

sari

No, Sari, it's not really a man thing. It requires a sophisticated, highly-developed sense of humor. Sometimes, such a sense of humor has to be cultivated, so we'll start you off with a couple simple ones:

1. Why do firemen wear red suspenders.
2. Why did the chicken cross the road.
3. There was a traveling salesmen whose car broke down in the country....

sari -- I sent you an explanation in PM.

belmondo wrote in post #2338305
No, Sari, it's not really a man thing. It requires a sophisticated, highly-developed sense of humor. Sometimes, such a sense of humor has to be cultivated, so we'll start you off with a couple simple ones:

1. Why do firemen wear red suspenders.
2. Why did the chicken cross the road.
3. There was a traveling salesmen whose car broke down in the country....

says the man with a tree on his face.. in truth I should be better at jokes than I am... and yep, the joke is funny once it was explained to me.. I am capable of understanding... atleast sometimes..

1. red suspenders? firemen wear red suspenders?.
2. to get to the other side...
3. hmmm.. I suppose I just don't have a sense of humor.. Or rather my jokes come from real life...

wanna hear the song my mother made up when my aunt got her facelift.. It's truly terrible.. ..

sari

belmondo wrote in post #2338305
No, Sari, it's not really a man thing. It requires a sophisticated, highly-developed sense of humor. Sometimes, such a sense of humor has to be cultivated, so we'll start you off with a couple simple ones:

1. Why do firemen wear red suspenders.
2. Why did the chicken cross the road.
3. There was a traveling salesmen whose car broke down in the country....

Na, it's a man thing, but why do firemen wear red suspenders?

gjl711 wrote in post #2338337
Na, it's a man thing, but why do firemen wear red suspenders?

I forget. (That's a senior citizen thing).

gjl711 wrote in post #2338337
Na, it's a man thing, but why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To hold their pants up.