Hey Canadians, I just got back from my forensics competition...

JAZZ D.P.G. wrote in post #2413197
Canada is bigger and we are on top! If this were prison, you'd be our bi**h

Just remember, in Detroit we had the guts to hang a giant statue of a Fist pointed right at Canada!

Jon, The Elder wrote in post #2416513
...and across the river theres a statue of a giant butt.

Tdragone wrote in post #2419991
The LAST thing I want is to carry a whole pocket full of freaking $1 and $2 coins. No thank you; paper money for me!!

No loonies and double loonies.

Ugh; everyone up there has gobs of change.

BearLeeAlive wrote in post #2411679
President George Bush was in the Oval Office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang.

"Hallo, President Bush" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Adrian Hawlo, up 'ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland. Canada, eh?

"I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on you, eh!"

"Well Adrian ," George replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your Newfie army?"

"Right now," said Adrian , after a moment's calculation "there is myself, me cousin Harold, me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"

George paused. "I must tell you Adrain, that I have ONE MILLION men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Holy jeez," said Adrian. "I'll have ta call ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Adrain called again. "Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Adrain?", George asked.

"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, 3 fishing boats, 2 harpoon boats, a trawler with radar and Harry's farm tractor."

President Bush sighed. "I must tell you Adrian Hawco, that I have 6,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lard T'underin' Jaysus, bye", said Adrian, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Adrian rang again the next day. "President Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four byes from the Bobcaygeon Legion have joined us as well!"

George was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Adrian that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Jeysus, Mary and Joseph," said Adrian , "I'll have ta call youse back. I've got to check with Gerry Talyor and Joe Pollard"

Sure enough, Adrian called again the next day. "President Bush! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said George. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

"Well, sir," said Adrian, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners."

CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKE'N!