Christmas Party: who's Santa and why?

So, if we had a worldwide Chrimbo Party who here would be Santa, who would play his funny little helpers (either gender!) and who plays Rudolf ... and why?

Not sure who would be Santa (Belmondo??) but there's no shortage of 'funny little helpers' around here

Ho Ho Ho...

I play Santa every year for my Grandchildren. It is fun and I guess everyone thinks that I fit the part.

I think evidence is needed (or you have my Paypal details!)

I nominate Petkal for #1 Troll. Er, I mean Elf!

Either Skip or Belmondo for Santa, CDS for Rudolph (seems appropriate ), Tommy and Maureen for elves.

Well I suggest the following could be in line:

Belmandy - Santa
Rudolf - Lord Malone
EarAddict - Project planning
Olli and Tommy - Logistics
Doc Klepto and LightRules JoJo - Gift commissioning
Skip Souza - Sled armed guard
Marie and Permafrost - GIF-t fulfilment
Webby, Sari and Claire - Grumpy kid 'management'
Al Dente - Catering and brew ups
Lightsteam - Liquid alcohol refreshment
Mod Mo - medical examinations
PetKil and PiddleIrate - fun-filment (overt-covert team)
Ed Radar - one trick pony rider
MC CyberD and MD Jakov- jingles/little ding-a-lings
BustyBoy and Steved110 - Animal 'grooming'
Ronald Jr Sn - Deputy Head Post and Packing Directorate (aka stamp licker)
Shutter Dani and LuckyLooney - kid representative (planning committee)

condyk wrote in post #2411432
Well I suggest the following could be in line:

Belmandy - Santa
Rudolf - Lord Malone
EarAddict - Project planning
Treasurer - Beth
Olli and Tommy - Logistics
Doc Klepto and LightRules JoJo - Gift commissioning
Skip Souza - Sled armed guard
Marie and Permafrost - GIF-t fulfilment
Webby, Sari and Claire - Grumpy kid 'management'
Al Dente - Catering and brew ups
Lightsteam - Liquid alcohol refreshment
Mod Mo - medical examinations
PetKil and PiddleIrate - fun-filment (overt-covert team)
Ed Radar - one trick pony rider
MC CyberD and MD Jakov- jingles/little ding-a-lings
BustyBoy and Steved110 - Animal 'grooming'
Ronald Jr Sn - Deputy Head Post and Packing Directorate (aka stamp licker)
Shutter Dani and LuckyLooney - kid representative (planning committee)

Shouldn't I be groomer?? Look at LOLA!!

Of course Pekka is the santa because he is providing this great place for free.

hmm... I think Pekka needs to be Santa.. if he wants the job that is. If he doesn't than I think Petey should be Santa..

ejwebb wrote in post #2411514
Shouldn't I be groomer?? Look at LOLA!!

Hmmm, the look of fear on her little flabby jowels may well indicate that you are correct

tommykjensen wrote in post #2411639
Of course Pekka is the santa because he is providing this great place for free.

Well he hasn't Paypal'd me as yet so best I can offer at the moment is a supervisory position in the department of jingles and little ding-a-lings along with MC CyberD and MD Jakov There may also be a post of stamp licker coming up in the next few days as we're not expecting Ronald Jr Sn to stick with it

BeccaNH wrote in post #2411365
Either Skip or Belmondo for Santa, CDS for Rudolph (seems appropriate ), Tommy and Maureen for elves.

Now that is a job I would love to have!!

condyk wrote in post #2411432
Well I suggest the following could be in line:

Belmandy - Santa
Rudolf - Lord Malone
EarAddict - Project planning
Olli and Tommy - Logistics
Doc Klepto and LightRules JoJo - Gift commissioning
Skip Souza - Sled armed guard
Marie and Permafrost - GIF-t fulfilment
Webby, Sari and Claire - Grumpy kid 'management'
Al Dente - Catering and brew ups
Lightsteam - Liquid alcohol refreshment
Mod Mo - medical examinations
PetKil and PiddleIrate - fun-filment (overt-covert team)
Ed Radar - one trick pony rider
MC CyberD and MD Jakov- jingles/little ding-a-lings
BustyBoy and Steved110 - Animal 'grooming'
Ronald Jr Sn - Deputy Head Post and Packing Directorate (aka stamp licker)
Shutter Dani and LuckyLooney - kid representative (planning committee)

Now that was a lot of thought...

Once I threatened to give Anthony Edwards, the actor from Top Gun and E.R. an enema (you had to have been there). George Clooney was there as well and he capitalized on that threat... I bet he would have paid good money to have me follow through on it!!!

Maureen Souza wrote in post #2411858
Now that is a job I would love to have!!

Now that was a lot of thought...

Once I threatened to give Anthony Edwards, the actor from Top Gun and E.R. an enema (you had to have been there). George Clooney was there as well and he capitalized on that threat... I bet he would have paid good money to have me follow through on it!!!

you met anthony edwards and George Clooney?.. Maureen tell the story please.....why were they in your hospital?..

The problem with having my particular body type is that people look at me and think, "Santa." In fact, I used to play Santa for the Kiwanis club when they took toys to a home for challenged children, and it was a heart-wrenching job. Most of the children had severe retardation, and a large number of them actually believed in.....ME.

I'd be happy serve as Santa under those circumstances any time.

Realistically, the honor should go to Pekka. He's bought and paid for the privelege with his blood, sweat, and tears, not to mention, money.

belmondo wrote in post #2412044
... and a large number of them actually believed in.....ME.

Realistically, the honor should go to Pekka. He's bought and paid for the privelege with his blood, sweat, and tears, not to mention, money.

Why wouldn't they believe in YOU? We all do Anyway, by the by ... if you ain't up for it then maybe Doc can step in after all, especially as he's been in weight training this last 4 months and added about 30 pounds

As to Pekka taking the roll well it can only be bought in UK Pound Sterling via Paypal ... blood, sweat, tears do not show up on www.xe.com as a valid unit of currency