PARALLEL FUN CONTEST: THE FAILURE OF FLIGHT

Here is another light hearted theme..

"THE FAILURE OF FLIGHT"

The cornier, the lamer, the grotesquer, the better.

The contest will close this Tuesday at 23:00 EST.

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Here is another...

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I give you the amazing "I'm not real, I'm really just a plastic toy" bird.

And Kevin, the Lesser Lazyass Owl (adolescent)

Splash Landing:

Lightstream wrote in post #2415383
Splash Landing:

Trying To Bite Own Feet In Flight:

That's the spirit, Lightstream.

Pete, you are attempting to fake it......get serious, lad.

People, it does not have to be birds....could be anything failing to fly.....machines, people, pigs....whatever....

PetKal wrote in post #2415410
Pete, you are attempting to fake it......get serious, lad.

Grump, yeah, I fess up, they weren't attempting flight, simply not bothering to.

Alas, children often attempt flight - it takes a few goes before they realise that the can't...

Pete wrote in post #2415437
Grump, yeah, I fess up, they weren't attempting flight, simply not bothering to.

Alas, children often attempt flight - it takes a few goes before they realise that the can't...

You see, you can do it.....

Meet Rob, the SAS dog. The illustrious Special Air Service attempted to make him fly behind enemy lines during the last war. Unfortunately, the dog suffered from colly-wobbles and didn't make it past the first flight. So our glorious leaders made up propaganda about him anyway.

Pete wrote in post #2415520
Meet Rob, the SAS dog. The illustrious Special Air Service attempted to make him fly behind enemy lines during the last war. Unfortunately, the dog suffered from colly-wobbles and didn't make it past the first flight. So our glorious leaders made up propaganda about him anyway.

That's awesome.

Here is what appears to be a believer in simplicity and elegance in solutions to complex engineering problems.

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Oh, and an obligatory shot of my sun last year. At this age, anything is possible if you only believe... taking flight!!

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ejwebb wrote in post #2416084

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Sory Webby, these two entries are not accepted: the first is flight, the second is just a little fight, no flight attempt at all.

ejwebb wrote in post #2416132
Oh, and an obligatory shot of my sun last year. At this age, anything is possible if you only believe... taking flight!!

Excellent.