CONTEST: NO "SEX AND THE CITY" (Dedicated to Dr.Jakov)

neil_r wrote in post #2433521
Slow business in Barcelona

ha ha ha
talk about Barka .........
should be good there next week for some..... when dinner is over

'guess who's coming to dinner'

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marie wrote in post #2437287

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'romance' will never die while you live

I think mature women prefer a manly, honest and straightforward approach. That's what so many ladies find irresistible in me, despite my somewhat advancing years.

Be that as it may, I think you too Maria may prefer more mature men ?

runninmann wrote in post #2437212
No award for the nuttiest image?

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but I see none there

here's nuts >
and a very Happy Christmas to all
~ 'chestnuts roasting at an open fire' and all that ..........

PetKal wrote in post #2437309
I think mature women prefer a manly, honest and straightforward approach. That's what so many ladies find irresistible in me, despite my somewhat advancing years.

Be that as it may, I think you too Maria may prefer more mature men ?

I am quite mature myself Petkins:p

meant to say ....that addition is great
thanks for putting him on

have a bad sprained ankle . very painful
was resting here for a little while
have to go do a million things now

thanks for the summing up
I did enjoy the pictures and laughs

take care

That's so nice, thank you very much, Maria.
But what is that they are doing .....it does not look like they are making babies ?
Now, I have noticed that both you and CDS are dabbling in pigeon photography. Therefore, let me show ya how it's done....the bokeh, the magic iron pipe, bird poop and all...

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my contribution:

STOP EVERYTHING.

First off, I'm honored that a thread was started in my honor.

Secondly, why did I not receive a Western Union Telegram notifying me of same?

Tertiarily, judging may never take place, on any thread, in any contest, anywhere, without input from yours truly; therefore, I must declare the judging to be null and void abinitio.

Fourthly, I was shooting a wrastlin tourney last night and so was not online.

Fifthly, when I returned, I attempted to practice the workflow I attempted to learn during my recent four-day workshop on Raw Workflow Not Workslow.

After going through 200 some odd shots in bridge, deleting a handful, ranking and labeling the others, then opening in Camera Raw, doing edits on groups of shots at a time, I then saved all Raws as DNGs into the wrong folder and would up erasing them all after thinking I copied them.

Ergo, I was way too busy going through the some 200 shots all over again to have seen this thread in time for voting.

All that said, and by the way if you've read this far you've really got to get a life, as my wife always likes to tell me, here's my entry in the No Sex in The City. For those sharp eyed around here, you may have seen it before.

Yeah, when you were burglarizing my house to steal my Ls.

Without further ado:

I give you: Love American Style: Lust after a consumer good = Camera:

tiziano wrote in post #2437358
my contribution:

Bravo Tiziano,molto bravo.

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That's a beautiful image, Dr.Jakov.....wackily framed but beautiful nevertheless.

Do I win? Well, do I? Huh, Huh, Do I? Please? Oh, Pretty Please, with sugar on top?

No? Well, how about a little lovin' with the legs:

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MDJAK wrote in post #2437404
Do I win? Well, do I? Huh, Huh, Do I? Please? Oh, Pretty Please, with sugar on top?

No? Well, how about a little lovin' with the legs:

Sweaty scantily clad young lads wrestling ? Definitely not my bowl of Dr.Oetker's ox tail soup.

marie wrote in post #2437308
ha ha ha talk about Barka ......... should be good there next week for some..... when dinner is over 'guess who's coming to dinner'

What are you incinerating Marie ... rather than casting nasturtions in my direction perhaps they are best placed with James: I mean, a man in foreign countries photographing several 'ladies of the night' and badly at that, as if the shots are infused with hand shake

marie wrote in post #2437323
... here's nuts >

Pete's I assume?

PetKal wrote in post #2437445
Sweaty scantily clad young lads wrestling ? Definitely not my bowl of Dr.Oetker's ox tail soup ...

Wrastlin' pron now ... Whatever next I rather fancy our Dr Jerkov is going through a mid-life crisis

marie wrote in post #2437343
I had these for you last night Petkins
didn't want to spoil the show though
but here they are now

you like birdies, especially lovey birdies

(hope not too many here)

Marie, you filthy little minx! The rules explicitly outline the "NO SEX" aspect of this non-competition! You have clearly violated this rule.

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