It took me a while to see the light but finally I do.
I was an avid binary addict, I would do about 30,000 lines of code a day, were talking free databaseing none of that poofy packet sniffing.
Long nights I spent rooting old discarded boxes for forgotten nuggets of easily digestible hex to satify my crunchie cravings, pinging my pals, tracerouting for treasure, hunting that elusive creature the perfectly compiled penguin. I had hit the ultimate low basemem, I was constantly high on/low off, even my netcat had enough and left me.
Recently I noticed my bytes turning into nibbles, my long words degrading to mere words. The cause for this had my mind in loops initially, then it dawned on me, time... My silicon was growing old, my northbridge was collapsing and my southern not far behind.
I'm now faced with the daunting task of visiting my dealer for a new fix, do I choose the cheaper beige stuff or the expensive silvery white stuff?
Lets look at my choices.
Would I prefer a guru named Bill, or a guru named steve?
Do I prefer big or little indians?
Would the world be safer, more peaceful under the protection of god unix?
Or would old father dos be more fun?
Did I want a safe but slightly restricted home?
Or would I prefer living wild amongst the microbes of the world wide web, surviving off my own wits.
Truth to tell for those still here, all I really want is to crunch lots of 0's and 1's which would I choose?
if you understood that lot and want to save some cash for a lens, go buy a PC.
If you think I am crazy and speaking in tongues go get a mac.
If you understood everything I said and still think I'm crazy your probably the most correct from all three choices, But I don't care because i'm far too busy learning how to take pictures. 
10 mac = machine
20 pc = machine
30 if mac > pc goto 10.
40 if pc > mac goto 10
50 if mac <> pc goto top of the class.
There are 10 types of people that understand binary, those that can and those that can't.