Could be like Col. Cargill from Catch-22: He was such a terrible executive companies would pay him lots of money to come in and fail miserably to establish losses for tax purposes.
You can do that for threads. Someone have a thread that is just to succesful and wont quit? Call in Forky!
Biggest probably is that if you want the title, it wont happen, especially if your saying things for the purpose of acquiring a title. I'm sure they're exceptions to that rule but you get the general idea. The best way would be just to forget about it completely. Then when you least suspect it the title fairy will come and bestow upon you a title you craved but now wish you never had
Unfortunately for myself (maybe fortunate?) I usually think out posts before making them or even editing them. Unless I get really invested into a thread I doubt I could do something title worthy, assuming I did it would probably something I'd rather not get reminded of. Could be like The Duke of Mediocrity or something boring.
hmm this goes against what I said, duke of mediocrity is kinda cool