The OFFICIAL FEEDBACK ON Lord Malone TV Appearance

1. His g-string line was clearly visible under his camo pants. Very hot.

2. His teeth stuck out farther than his bayonet. Psycho, baby.

3. His camera strap was a bit tight, causing his tongue to bulge and lap at his buck teeth. Loved that.

4. He couldn't load his gun because his ammo belt was full of Compact Flash Cards. Way to go, bro'.

5. His platoon-mates were smiling from ear to ear at all times so as to be ready for Malone to whip out that camera and shoot their picture. Always prepared.

6. He had trouble running because he was weighed down by extra Ni-Mh batteries. That's why he's dying for the MKIII's lighter weight batteries. Smart man.

7. When asked questions by the interviewer, his cell phone kept ringing to keep him informed of his success, or lack thereof, in Ronald's three-hundred fifty-fourth auction/sale of the brick. Annoying to the interviewer; I liked his Barney the Dinosaur ringtone.

8. While his fellow soldiers were swatting away desert flies, Malone was busy adjusting his bra and manties. I loved the snapping sounds.

9. When the "INCOMING" was sounded, Malone whipped out that camera and was ready. Yeah, Baby.

And the 10th and final critique of Malone's performance during the Battle:

He was awarded the Medal of Honor for designing pinstriping on the new uniforms.

nice, i sure wish i could watch it, but unfortunatly my discovery chanel doesnt appear to be airing it

See here. https://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthre​ad.php?t=283096

Malone explains that the tv listings are not accurate but assures us it will be shown nonetheless.

He's got a new line of manties and bought all the commercial time.

MDJAK wrote in post #2796888
See here. https://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthre​ad.php?t=283096

Malone explains that the tv listings are not accurate but assures us it will be shown nonetheless.

He's got a new line of manties and bought all the commercial time.

okay well ill set it to record, even though it says "before the dinosaurs" or is that the show name, i didnt know Malone was THAT old

I am going to catch it on the 3rd for sure!!

I just checked my dish guide and it says that there is a show about dinosaurs on at that time.

#1 for me

Not showing in the Uk ... we probably have the 6,000th rerun of 'Hitlers Bunker' instead. Dunno if we are ready for blatent Army issue silk undergarment exposure.

MDJAK wrote in post #2796826
1. His g-string line was clearly visible under his camo pants. Very hot.

2. His teeth stuck out farther than his bayonet. Psycho, baby.

3. His camera strap was a bit tight, causing his tongue to bulge and lap at his buck teeth. Loved that.

4. He couldn't load his gun because his ammo belt was full of Compact Flash Cards. Way to go, bro'.

5. His platoon-mates were smiling from ear to ear at all times so as to be ready for Malone to whip out that camera and shoot their picture. Always prepared.

6. He had trouble running because he was weighed down by extra Ni-Mh batteries. That's why he's dying for the MKIII's lighter weight batteries. Smart man.

7. When asked questions by the interviewer, his cell phone kept ringing to keep him informed of his success, or lack thereof, in Ronald's three-hundred fifty-fourth auction/sale of the brick. Annoying to the interviewer; I liked his Barney the Dinosaur ringtone.

8. While his fellow soldiers were swatting away desert flies, Malone was busy adjusting his bra and manties. I loved the snapping sounds.

9. When the "INCOMING" was sounded, Malone whipped out that camera and was ready. Yeah, Baby.

And the 10th and final critique of Malone's performance during the Battle:

He was awarded the Medal of Honor for designing pinstriping on the new uniforms.

My boss just wondered why the hell I was laughing like a litttle girl... Thanks Mark, you just made my day.

Mark- that's hilareous! (Especially because some of it is probably true.)

ajbalazic wrote in post #2800965
Mark- that's hilareous! (Especially because some of it is probably true.)

Are you kidding me? ALL of it was true! Mark knows me so well.

Sadly, you all just might be treated to Dinosaurs.

https://photography-on-the.net …hp?p=2803416&po​stcount=21

Lord_Malone wrote in post #2803416
I just got off the phone with the Discovery Channel, and they can't tell me why it's not showing the show on the listing. Maybe there's a miscommunication with the website administrator and the TV program director? They don't know, and I don't know. Bottom line, there's a 50/50 chance that it will air. If it does not air, it's supposed to re-air on The Military Channel on 2 April 2007. I don't want to be the one to cry wolf here, but I just want to give you guys the heads up in case you're wondering why you're spending your Saturday evening expecting to hear combat stories, but instead seeing dinosaurs.

I just wish I knew for sure myself. I just sent out e-mails to hundreds of people and posted bulletins on MySpace. I'd feel pretty stupid if the show didn't come on as scheduled.

I've gotten my manties all twisted up in a bunch over this.

well i hope it comes on! but ive never even seen that series here, and i watch discovery a lot.

Billginthekeys wrote in post #2804047
well i hope it comes on! but ive never even seen that series here, and i watch discovery a lot.

I think you'll be watching Dinosaurs too, Bill.

All hope is not lost. I'm hoping it's a programming mistake. The Discovery Channel people have told me that it has happened in the past. We'll see...

Lord_Malone,
Was this you?

yea i definitly got dinosaurs too..............