Shoot your bog-roll or you suck!

The world can be a wonderful place ...

One thing that makes it so wonderful is the diversity that surrounds us all: flowers, animals, faiths, dress, bog-roll ... now whether you use a rustling leaf or super-soft Charmin let's see it arranged in decorative form (pre-use roll only please - this is a family channel!)

So, to get us going I have scraped together my own feeble effort at bog-roll architecture: Sainsury's own brand recycled - I try not to think about its previous owner/user

Oh dear...

Nice composition though Dave

Thanks Uncle ... I thought so too. It follows the rule of Tur*s

Taken on your new 5D & 24-105L I assume?

I've just looked and we only have a couple of rolls left had better keep those handy 'just-in-case'

OK, I gave in, got some funny looks from the cat (and the neighbours probably!).

Thought I'd take the 'rolls' out of their natural environment, couldn't decide which one to post so i thought I'd put them both here...

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condyk wrote in post #3159463
It follows the rule of Tur*s

GROAN! funny Dave.. very funny. Going Tescos now to buy more bog roll.

condyk,
Well I looked at this and first thought I must not be awake yet But then thought about it.. hmm... a toilet paper photo. So I grabbed a roll (unused ), and grabbed my camera. I noticed I had the 17-40L on it so I decided to use that lens.
Here is what I got, what do you all think?

Hanging Roll

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Kev, I like the way you took the original creative concept and excreted a whole new genre from it ... urban wildlife roll inaction I need to digest the implications and may well do a 'follow through' shot myself featuring Franny and Zooey.

Looking forward to some competing supermarket own brand roll Imran son

I suspect this will be a strictly 'British humour' style thread (not implicitely 'owned' by the British of course!)

Sloop John B, I'd imagined US roll to be twice as large to accommodate the results of some bizarre junk food/condiment/fizzy drink imbibement habits Not sure if that is the case from your shot, tho' I note use of wide angle.

Oh jolly good! We call it TP here and take the protection of it a a matter to be dealt with most severely. You won't see us mopping up the floor with it or trusting it to an attack cat. We like to keep our autoloading pistols and TP handy to handle the crappy little jobs that come up from time to time.

Like cleaning up a bunch of loonies that want to colonize us. Or giving someone an emergency colostomy. You just never know. So keep your paper dry and your weapons loaded. Cheers!


For the faint of heart or politically correct viewers, it is only a toy(you have my word on this, trust me)and cannot harm you by viewing it, no bog rolls were fouled in the making of this picture and it is all meant as a twisted black joke.
Carry on and wipe it from your memory.

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jungle wrote in post #3160301
For the faint of heart or politically correct viewers, it is only a toy(you have my word on this, trust me)and cannot harm you by viewing it, no bog rolls were fouled in the making of this picture and it is all meant as a twisted black joke.
Carry on and wipe it from your memory.

You don't have to worry about PC from this end. I put 100 rounds of .38 special, 550 rounds of .357 Magnum and 5 rounds of .357 Magnum hollowpoint through my .357 Magnum revolver on Friday afternoon.

I'm working on the bog roll idea though...

The only reason you are saying all that gun stuff is to look big ... so either post some bog roll or bog off

condyk wrote in post #3160636
The only reason you are saying all that gun stuff is to look big ... so either post some bog roll or bog off

OK... Challenge taken...

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Nice job son ... and I see you use ribbed bog-roll

LMAO.. okay a small admission I had a screwdriver with the bosses after the meeting at the new work... as soon as it effects wear off I shall artistically arrange some TP for you........ but even half drunk at barely noon on a sunday I still can't for the life of me figure out where Dave gets these ideas...

sari

Oh gawd, I can see where this thread is heading!

Jon.