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May 06, 2007 13:30 |  #16

rhys wrote in post #3160675 (external link)
OK... Challenge taken...

Rhys this was great. :D Then I started to think about the thong, and where it goes. And what it leads to. And the TP, and it's use and then I put them all together in my head and came up with a really disgusting mental picture. Which sucks. I need something to wipe the skidmarks from my brain crack. I've guess I've come to the right thread. ;)


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May 06, 2007 13:31 |  #17

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LMAO.. okay a small admission I had a screwdriver with the bosses after the meeting at the new work... as soon as it effects wear off I shall artistically arrange some TP for you........ but even half drunk at barely noon on a sunday I still can't for the life of me figure out where Dave gets these ideas...

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May 06, 2007 13:45 |  #18

saravrose wrote in post #3160751 (external link)
LMAO.. okay a small admission I had a screwdriver with the bosses after the meeting at the new work... as soon as it effects wear off I shall artistically arrange some TP for you........ but even half drunk at barely noon on a sunday I still can't for the life of me figure out where Dave gets these ideas...

I try to stay sober and live a life of spiritual moderation ... otherwise who knows what I might think up :confused: :cool:

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Oh gawd, I can see where this thread is heading!

Down the pan it seems Jonny Boy :D

TheGreatOg wrote in post #3160800 (external link)
I need something to wipe the skidmarks from my brain crack. I've guess I've come to the right thread. ;)

Poetry Oggie ... I look forward to seeing your TP ;)

kevin_c wrote in post #3160803 (external link)
I often worry about him myself... ;)

As long as I got you, Olli and Pete looking out for me I'll be OK :D

One thought tho' ... anyone else here wonder if Mods ever need TP?


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May 06, 2007 13:51 |  #19

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I try to stay sober and live a life of spiritual moderation ... otherwise who knows what I might think up :confused: :cool:


Down the pan it seems Jonny Boy :D


Poetry Oggie ... I look forward to seeing your TP ;)


As long as I got you, Olli and Pete looking out for me I'll be OK :D

One thought tho' ... anyone else here wonder if Mods ever need TP?

Does the Queen? - I think not :cool:


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May 06, 2007 13:55 as a reply to  @ condyk's post |  #20

Is it only a coincidence that a bog-roll and a CD/DVD have the same diameter? Or is there a more sinister reason?


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May 06, 2007 14:04 |  #21

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Is it only a coincidence that a bog-roll and a CD/DVD have the same diameter? Or is there a more sinister reason?

And AOL sends out free CDs!


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May 06, 2007 14:06 |  #22

:lol: :lol: That's funny Spoofus ... carefull you don't mix 'em up now ;-)a


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May 06, 2007 14:13 |  #23

condyk wrote in post #3160903 (external link)
:lol: :lol: That's funny Spoofus ... carefull you don't mix 'em up now ;-)a

Too true. Remember folks, archiving your photos to bog-roll doesn't work - it just isn't viable as a long-term storage solution, even if you it double it up :cool:


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May 07, 2007 02:12 |  #24

Agreed ... tho' I'm sure there is lots of crap on most CD's.


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May 07, 2007 02:33 |  #25

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Oh jolly good! We call it TP here and take the protection of it a a matter to be dealt with most severely. You won't see us mopping up the floor with it or trusting it to an attack cat. We like to keep our autoloading pistols and TP handy to handle the crappy little jobs that come up from time to time.

Like cleaning up a bunch of loonies that want to colonize us. Or giving someone an emergency colostomy. You just never know. So keep your paper dry and your weapons loaded. Cheers!

For the faint of heart or politically correct viewers, it is only a toy(you have my word on this, trust me)and cannot harm you by viewing it, no bog rolls were fouled in the making of this picture and it is all meant as a twisted black joke.
Carry on and wipe it from your memory.

You stole my idea (except for the fact that you came up with it first).

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May 07, 2007 03:16 as a reply to  @ jptsr1's post |  #26

If the puppy wants it he's welcome to try to take it. (Andrex)


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May 07, 2007 08:03 |  #27

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If the puppy wants it he's welcome to try to take it. (Andrex)

Top quality roll there Mart ... it's one for the man who has everything, butt no way is that Puddy Cat gonna let ya use it!!

Here's another from me ... Veggie a la Roll:

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May 07, 2007 09:00 |  #28

I took some inspiration from Dave's "Veggie a la Roll" and came up with a Spring Roll.


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May 07, 2007 10:29 |  #29

One thought tho' ... anyone else here wonder if Mods ever need TP?

A few new users do when Belmondo gets done with them? :D


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