Maybe I can ask one of the admins here to install OpenOffice. They'll just laugh at me!

Why? OpenOffice is superior to MS office. At least for 95% of the users out there. Their version of excel is much MUCH faster when dealing with large datasets and I find the user interface more intuitive. I also much prefer their MS Word clone. I can actually type stuff...it doesn't just skip 5 lines and put in a bullet when all I asked it to do was backspace.
Also the funny thing is, OpenOffice is MUCH more like MS Office than the newest version of MS Office. I bet you could train people a hell of allot faster to use OpenOffice than to use Office 2007.

