The 33rd Street Bird Police were told of the brutal slaying and dismemberment of Willie the Worm by notorious neighborhood thug, Cock Robin this morning. Eye witness Molly Cowbird described in gory details the premeditated and gruesome murder of Willie the Worm. "He hunted him down like an animal, he threw him around like a rag worm then pecked poor Willie to death, sliced up his body with that razor sharp bill and then he ate him."
When Chief Mitchell was asked by this reporter what Cock Robin would be charged with he said "We had to turn him loose for lack of evidence."
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"We all liked Willie. He was a good worm."
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