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joeseph
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May 18, 2007 00:44 |  #1

one our Kiwi photographers recently posted the question "Hey, do any of you ever take crap photos?"
well I certainly do & I'm sure there are a lot of others out there so here's a thread dedicated to the same.

This photo comes to you from the letter "F" and the letter "B"


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"F" = Forgetting to switch the flash on
"B" = Forgetting to ascertain the Background
(can you see a trend here?)
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May 18, 2007 00:57 |  #2

LOL i was thinking of other meanings of the letter F and B

i really must stop spending so much time around tim's posts ;-)a

ive got one like that of my son holding up a baby shark: it was brought to me by the letters B and F-C - (even more dodgy combination) Broken Film Camera letting in light and way underexposing (used built in light meter which was way off and the big streak of white across the print finished the job)




  
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May 18, 2007 01:17 |  #3

I'm sorry.. I really don't belong here as I never have and never will take cr@p pictures. The cr@p ones are classified as Art.;)
Your one would be titled "Faceless youth":lol:


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May 18, 2007 01:43 |  #4

akiwi wrote in post #3225106 (external link)
I'm sorry.. I really don't belong here as I never have and never will take cr@p pictures. The cr@p ones are classified as Art.;)
Your one would be titled "Faceless youth":lol:


I like the way you think there.


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May 18, 2007 02:21 |  #5

I belong here... I could be teaching classes :D

Peter, I think I need to hire you... 'You got the brains, I got the looks, lets make lots of money'...


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May 18, 2007 03:30 |  #6

well I did post what I thought was a crap photo, however a couple of people liked it :confused:

however I got thousands of crap photos :)


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May 18, 2007 04:14 |  #7

**Mr Burns voice**
Excellant, Excellant.
finally a competition that I'm really good at:
here's another real gem, brought to you by the letter "F" and the letter "H"


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"F" = Framing, or rather, the lack thereof - a tad too far to the left makes for a rubbish picture.
"H" = Head, isn't it obvious? (it might be Hat, but I may be mistaken)

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TF posting: here :-)

  
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May 18, 2007 14:22 as a reply to  @ joeseph's post |  #8

Usually these are secreted away for personal viewing pleasure only; can't bring myself to share the best "art" for fear that someone will use it without my permission.:lol: :lol: :lol:


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May 18, 2007 14:39 |  #9

Flywing wrote in post #3227977 (external link)
Usually these are secreted away for personal viewing pleasure only; can't bring myself to share the best "art" for fear that someone will use it without my permission.:lol: :lol: :lol:

You could crop out that anoying fish and have your self a nice picture of the water there... See these things are easily fixed :)


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May 18, 2007 14:42 |  #10

And just to share the wealth... What would you title this litle piece of art?

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And no I didn't add the watermark to protect this in anyway, smugmug does it auto for me

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May 18, 2007 17:34 |  #11

Oh its such a hard decision, select 1 or 2 out of 17000 roughies, man this is tough but as you started with flash, hears some more, "must remember to turn flash on"

The before & when I remembered:o


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May 18, 2007 18:57 |  #12

Master Mason wrote in post #3228057 (external link)
And just to share the wealth... What would you title this litle piece of art?

QUOTED IMAGE

And no I didn't add the watermark to protect this in anyway, smugmug does it auto for me




That's beautiful :D

I'd call it..... White thing with knees. But that's why I'm not in charge of the naming committee.


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May 18, 2007 21:37 |  #13

Master Mason wrote in post #3228041 (external link)
You could crop out that anoying fish and have your self a nice picture of the water there... See these things are easily fixed :)

But I already have one:


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May 20, 2007 19:27 |  #14

you gotta live this one.
brought to you by the letter "N" and the letters "LBS"

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N: Not waiting for the flash to be ready.
LBS: due to the Low Battery Syndrome...

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May 20, 2007 19:39 as a reply to  @ DozerLYP's post |  #15

Where has this thread been? I can make a big Contribution to it!! :):):)


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