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Jul 24, 2007 01:52 |  #256

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Well, a traveler such as yourself should know, Jo. :p

But I shall enlighten you, though ;)

South of spain. Though some people do enjoy to sun bathe 'au natural', most do wear their usual bathing suits. Like everywhere else, there is probably a small covey or beach with white powder as sand, some weird plants growing in the back, and naked people of all sorts.

But for the most part, it's europe. Nobody is that tabooish about their body. (I got some family stories, but I am already working on two other issues with my Therapist, so re-openiing one more would not help much).

The Pool Party shall be exciting, and filled of Fiesta and Suspense, along with some drinks. But I love and respect my characters. Good clean fun everyone (Disclaimer: Good clean fun does not eliminate kidnappings, casual shootings, fist fights, drama, copy cat scenes from the Godfather and Goodfellas, etc).

I better go back to writing :) ...

Typical American way of thinking - you can shoot 'em up but you can't strip 'em off....

We actually almost bought an apartment once in Puerto Banus, Mallorca... but we settled on Nassau, Bahamas (where people also take their clothes off at pool parties);)


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Jul 24, 2007 10:51 |  #257

I admit it. I am a sissy. I can't stroll around on my birthday suit. Specially not around people I care about. But I respect those who do. I once saw my father's butt, and I started laughing at him. He simply turned around (parts immediately covered of course) and said "He that does not have one, let him laugh". I was not expecting such a witty comeback. I could no longer laugh, I had a butt too. My family is all like that, very au natural, but me and my inhibitions came to America. :)

Ok, I am going to start posting as I write, that way everyone can enjoy (last night I was about to post, realizing the story was left on this daytime computer). :)


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Jul 24, 2007 10:54 |  #258

Episode Twenty (eth Fox Century)


Alicia's place ( http://www.lazagaleta.​com/property-ref928.htm (external link) ) was very comfortable for herself, and also for her new guest, Eddie. (No, not the dog from Frasier, but Eduardo Vargas, recent hero from the Canon Prototype saga).

As they sat overlooking the place ( http://www.lazagaleta.​com …erties/ref928_1​-large.jpg (external link) ), and having some lunch, Eddie wondered about the recent events, specially Chase and Tiki's escape from a US Navy Base, by hand of two alleged british spies.

"What I do not understand" started muttering Eddie, taking Alicia for surprise, as she sipped some Tea and read the morning news from the Andalucian Herald (an english version of the Local paper) "is why those two guys, who were so close to the prince, actually turned bad... And even more, what did the prince do to fix it?"

Alicia paused, and explained, looking at him ever so kindly "..Sometimes these things happen. What you assume is a bodyguard, or protector, simply yields to the offer of riches and large sums, just to give you up or betray you on something... Whatever the case, they did not actually do anything against William, they simply broke off their given plan, and tried to get the prototype themselves.." She looked at a Deer, eating pasture less than 150 meters from their pool.

"Yes, Ali, you are right, but could these two have been working under the prince's instructions to retrieve the prototype at any cost? Or you think they are on their own?" said Eddie, oblivious of nature, around him.

"Nah, William is smarter than that. Now if you had said his dad, hell yeah, poor Charlie is pretty unpredictable. Those two were -and may still be- loyal to the crown, I just think someone approached them about the time of our rescue from Africa, and offered them money to get the prototype.. They failed in London, and in yemen. What worries me now, is that if they are not dead or arrested by the americans, that they could be somewhere trying to dish some payback" thought Alicia out loud, while stirring her tea with a metal spoon that made the classic sound against ceramic or porcelain.

Irene and Steve were enjoying their outing. Asking each other questions, as they only knew the basics about one another. They were both single -requirement for the job- and extremely good at all aspects of engineering. They were able to design, plan, build and assemble any device. So it was good, for a change, to leave it all behind and talk about horoscopes, favorite TV shows, and childhood memories.

Irene was recounting the time her roommate in college had played a bad joke on her, and with her boyfriend, allowed this complete stranger -another Berkeley Student- stay at their dorm for the night. She had woken up and was in the middle of getting ready for a shower, when this guy in his underwear ran into the bathroom, with only a third of a second before wetting himself (ask any guy about this one, the waiting until it is almost too late game). So she first thought it was her roommate, however upon seeing that 'SHE' could pee standing, and had a hairy back, Irene totally freaked out and chased the poor guy -who had not even finished his physiological activities- out of the bathroom, dorm, and into the main hallway, only to find herself half wrapped up on a plastic shower curtain, making kung-fu noises, with the guy running faster than any other man before, and about 50 Fine Arts students with their cameras set up, a courtesy of her best friend. The short film -one version at least- made it to Robert Redfords' film festival in Utah.

Steve's eyes were watering, as he was laughing so hard. Because this was years later, she was also chuckling, finally able to see herself mentally, and realizing that it was in fact a very humorous situation.

This is probably why they did not see the car driving towards them until it was too late.

Steve looked towards his direct left, and saw a red vehicle simply crawling towards him. He noticed the sounds were gone. And speed, everything seemed to switch into slow motion. He thought about seeing who the other driver was, but as he tried to focus through the window, it slowly desintegrated, becoming frosty all at once, and with tiny little cubes of glass floating ever so gently towards him. He even had time to see that some of the bigger cubes were going faster than the small ones. The door started folding, like a rubber pool siding, towards him. He did not feel any pain, but remembered being pushed inwards by his own door. Then he felt something wrap around the right side of his face. It was of a cream color, and he seemed to lean against it. His right ear was rining, though it did not bother him. The outside became blurry. He started to feel wind in his face, and some white powder started floating in the air. It made his eyes close. He felt like he was spinning. "Irene" was his thought, as his TV went out. (meaning passing out of consciousness).

Irene was thrown clear out of the car, through the passenger side and windshield. She landed sitting, with some major scratches on her legs and arms, but otherwise unharmed. This was a story of miracles, people surviving AK47 tribal shootings, and other crazy things. This ain't no perfect storm, boys and girls. :)

The drivers of the other vehicle, quickly got out, and switched cars. There was a black van parked behind some tall bushes, definitely not by accident.


-- To be continued, along with pool party.


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Jul 24, 2007 17:31 |  #259

Man Mario, you do it every time...right when it gets action packed...to be continued.:shock: But, thats okay seeing as how there is a pool party coming up.:D


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Jul 24, 2007 17:46 |  #260

Whew - I haven't checked in here for a long time and I am way behind. I'm going to have to print it out and read on the sofa. :)


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Jul 24, 2007 17:47 |  #261

OK I am holding my breath... (and turning blue)


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Jul 24, 2007 17:48 |  #262

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Whew - I haven't checked in here for a long time and I am way behind. I'm going to have to print it out and read on the sofa. :)

With a nice glass of Spanish red wine to set the mood...


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Jul 24, 2007 17:54 |  #263

Wines from Andalucia (Jerez, and others) date back to the XVI century... Some room temperature red wine... and maybe a real story. (Or lots of wine, until this story starts making sense)... :)

Good to have you back, Athena !!..


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Jul 24, 2007 18:32 |  #264

HERE FOR THE MUSIC (external link)

Back at Zagaleta, Emily and Rudy had returned, and they seemed to be in a haze. Not caused by any sort of artificial stimulant, but she had found in him what had her marry him in the first place, and he for once had nothing to hide. They left the questions of the past alone, as no good could ever come from them, but they spoke of the present, and their future.

Rudy thought of calling Alicia, and asking them what they were doing. The house was just empty, there was no action, no thrills. As it often happens after a Highly Adrenaline intensive event, the world seems to run at half speed, lulling one into a sense of extreme boredom, and sleepiness. The only thing that kept these couples awake, was their loved one right by them.

"I'd love to have you guys come over, Eddie went for a short nap, but in an hour sounds good. Can everyone bring something to eat?" said Alicia, to which Emily responded, containing her laughter "Yeah, I'll call Catering". This was Zagaleta. Anything that had to do with parties, and wine, they had covered. Emily called the Club house, and ordered catering of crab, other seafood, and tons of other things over to Alicia's house. Then she called Chase and Tiki, and left them a message to meet them at Alicia's place for a small gathering.

Eddie woke up a few minutes later, and decided to track down William and Madelaine. "Hey guys, come on over to La Fiesta!" he said, "It be fun, and no shooting, c'mon".. He smiled at Alicia, who was starting to love him, however not his sense of humor. It was too slapstick, too direct.

Meanwhile...

Irene woke up, on the floor of some moving vehicle. She looked around, and saw Steve, completely out. She tapped him, and he turned his head towards her. He did not look so good. All he needed to do was yell "Adrianne, Adrianne !!" and it would have been the worlds best re-enactment of the Rocky movie. She moved just a bit, and was glad to feel everything worked.

It was about then that a voice was heard from the front, in an english accent: "Well well, let's not move a lot back there, it would be a shame to kill you so fast". It was the voice of Valdemort. I am just kidding, I don't even have permission to use that word. Anyhow.

It was Chauncey!!.. and Nick, sitting on the front seats of the Ford Van that had picked them up from the staged car accident. The drive was not very long, but they entered a Ranch type lot, and drove all the way into a small cravice between a folding hillside. The Back doors of the van opened. "Out!, Out!"... Steve recognized the voice, but had no Idea who it could be. Frankly, he was a bit more concerned about saving his own skin than to playing "who's voice is that". So Mario moved on.

They were both taken inside this Cabin, where there were a couple of cots, a table, some chairs, and a kitchen cabinet. A woman seemed to be washing something in the one room cabin sink.

"Mylady, we have gotten away with the goos and the swan -code names for steve and irene, steve thought- where do you want them". asked Chauncey.

Nick, trying to intimidate their captives said "Well, we can jus take them outside and shoot them if you want".. The woman turned around, as if she was angry.

"If I wanted them dead, why would I have you two blockheads bring them to me?" said Hassi.

"She's right, be quiet!!" whispered Chauncey, trying to look for his own partner's welfare.

The third man walked inside the cabin, and closed the home. "I checked, nobody followed them" he said. As he turned around, Irene got a really good look at him. It was Rupert !!!...

He approached Hassi, and kissed her in the lips. she licked his ear. This drove him nuts, but he loved it.


--More coming up, I am posting as I go...


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Jul 24, 2007 19:58 |  #265

now we are talkin!!! ear lickin' meowww!


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Jul 24, 2007 20:38 |  #266

mmm MMM mmmmmhhhh! its ear lickin good!!! :D :evil: :D




  
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Jul 24, 2007 21:13 |  #267

I HATE wet willy's!!


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Jul 24, 2007 21:29 |  #268

Me too. This was an all tongue full ear-surface lick, so it was disgusting, but hey, Rupert liked it (I can't recall his lastname, someone go back and remind me) :)


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Jul 25, 2007 23:51 |  #269

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The Pool Party.

Chase and Tiki got back home just in time for the gathering at Alicia's. She wanted to go, and Chase of course agreed to it. "Let me just get some shorts, it's starting to warm up, and I am afraid I will be hot over there".

"Do what you gotta do" she said, "I am going to start wheeling over there". As chase started going up the stairs quickly, he heard the door close.

Tiki arrived to what seemed like a great party. Madelaine was sitting along side the Pool, and Prince William (Or will, as he asked everyone to call him) would jump into the water doing the most outrageous faces and contortions, which drew lots of laughs from everyone, Madelaine being the biggest fan. Emily and Rudy were enjoying drinks, a bit quiet, but very friendly.

Eduardo immediately helped Tiki to a shady spot, and asked her for a choice of drinks. She decided to start with a Margarita, which was perfect for the mood. He brought it to her, and asked where Chase could be. "oh, he's getting some new shorts on or something, and he'll be right over" she said.

"Oh, more drinks for me" said Will, as he plunged on a human-flesh-ball into the water, creating a huge wave, and taking almost a whole foot worth of water depth out of the pool.

Alicia sat down and started chatting with Emily and Tiki, about her leg, and about her life. THey were starting to get to know one another, and were striking a good friendship. Alicia seemed relaxed, in her own environment, doing what she'd wanted to do, and what she had dreamed off. Madelaine quickly joined, without taking her eyes from Will, who grew tired of diving, and started floating on his back, his ears below waterline -making that empty woooptly whoop underwater sound- and looking at a small cloud racing through the Andalucian sky. It was a beautiful day, he thought.

Will had grown with the luxury of kings, and queens. (Not the show, but the real deal). He had been pampered, and he knew no need throughout most of his life. However, there was a side to him that most -everyone, he thought- did not know, or even understand.

As madelaine playingly started moving her legs to make waves in the water, Will got a surprise three inch tsunami, that got just enough water in his open eyes and down his nose, to get him startled. He jumped up, and she laughed.

He walked towards her, and while pretending to get out of the Pool, he picked her up very gently, and quickly tossed her with drink and all, into the pool (Thank goodnesss she'd already eaten the olive!).

Everyone stopped for a quick laugh, and then Will started listening in. Even Eduardo, stepped away from the crab-cakes to listen as well.

Emily had brough this really good point about something, and how two things may be the same, and yet seem different to two people, without specific points of reference. "I gotta hear about that one more time" said Eddie, popping a Prosciuto and Mozzarella roll into his mouth, the thirteenth of the party.

"All I am trying to say, is that anyone, for example Alicia, is one way.. Let's establish that she is who she thinks she is, the way she is. Now to two different people, say Will and Me, Alicia may come across as a different person. For the sake of argument, let's say I think she is very introspective, and Will thinks she just talks too much. When in reality, she thinks of herself as a quietly extroverted person. You see? There are three views of one thing, and all of them completely differ from one another... Maybe it's the Margarita's talking, I should hush up"...

Will stood up, away from the pool, as he could tell Madelaine was slowly trying to corner him into the poolside, so she could push him back in, oh sweet revenge.

http://www.youtube.com​/watch?v=ogeV4mpx0Lo (external link) - New song for the mood...

"What she says makes perfect sense to me" he said. They all turned to look at him. "And I have not been drinking that much", Will added with a smile.

"You see, my view of who I am is so different from every one of your views of me..." Will went on to explain, that though he had been born into a world of extreme riches, and historic value -he mentioned how Henry VIII and many other monarcs had considered themselves as God's sent person to govern on earth- and that though most saw the Press reports about his life, his childhood with Charles and Diana, her tragic death, and his close relationship with his brother, that it was all a fabrication of other people's views on the subject, and not his own.

"And which one is to matter then?" he asked "Which vision is the most important?... The assumed perception others have of you, or the one you have painted of yourself?"... He had a good point. And everyone's attention.

He told them, for the second time ever sharing with anyone -Madelaine had been the first- of the many pains and sorrows of being brought up in Nobility. He was looked upon as one of the next Heirs of England, the whole Kingdom. He was not some ordinary person with desires and the ability to make good and bad desicions all at once, and learn from them. His life had been entirely planned for him. When to wake up, what to eat, even how to eat it. He had gotten private instruction as to how to hold the fork like a prince, how to chew as a prince, and even to the smallest detail, meticulously pre-arranged (wow, big word there). Even the simple task of tying his own shoes was not up to him, he was taught when and how to do it, when a prince should and should not touch his own nose, wether a cough of his, or the clearing of his own throat would mean dissapointment from his people, or a sign of disrespect towards his elders.

Then he told the story of when his mother died, back in 97. Him and Harry were never told right away, as any other surviving parent would. Charles was busy trying to handle the political aspects of the situation, as well as dealing with his own sense of shock. But Will and Harry had been left in their Work Rooms, finishing up some homework.

It was when Harry tried to learn more about Jurassic Park and Pre-historic animals, that a search yielded the breaking news. A photo of their mom with a ligh blue dress, getting into a black Mercedes, the same one they themselves had been taken places in so many times before. Will told how Harry asked him if it could be true, and started sobbing, while he ran to the window, and pulling the great drapes aside, saw a growing crowd starting to gather outside the gate. They had seen her that morning. No special last words or any other token had been exchanged. Will took his brother in his own arms, and choking up promised that it was not true, it couldn't be.. It was probably just one more time the Press would treat them unjustly.. Harry stood up and started running up and down the hallways, with Will trying to follow after him.

It was virtually impossible for Madelaine and Emily wether Will's eyes were now red of holding back the tears, or if they were a product of the pool water. To his advantage, this gave him the benefit of the doubts. He had been taught not to cry in front of other people.

Will finished his account, making his point "I guess what I mean, is that my mother always thought so very little of herself. And yet we loved her so much. The World thought she was good with Charity, and an Ambassador of good will towards the world, a friend to the naked and hungry. What nobody ever thought of, is about what she meant as a mother. She did read us bedtime stories. She'd tickle us, and make us laugh with some funny faces. She also bore heavily the price of nobility, but she had always said it was for a great cause. So Emily is completely right. There can be one person in this world, and three different visions of the same, three different realities, one independent from the other..."

Wow. Nobody knew what to say. This prince was just a man in need of loving. And a Hug. Eduardo thought of administering, but thank goodness Madelaine was close by, and she hugged him for the rest of the group. Will disregarded it, as if it had been simply the point of some casual conversation, instead of the inner pouring of his own heart to someone else in his life.

Rudy wanted to help ease the pain in the air, and get everyone -for a change- as far away from reality as possible. This was probably a good thing.

So he pushed a tray with about 12 Margaritas right by the Jacuzzi (Hot water pool with the bubbles and such), which was big enough to host a small party and the jet they'd used to fly in there. Grabbing a tray of finger food himself, he yelled "Ok, last one in the Jacuzzi gets to stay and clean up!"...


http://www.youtube.com​/watch?v=HLaMipm01IY (external link) - A change in mood....

Everyone gathered around the Jacuzzi. The combination of warm water and cold Alcohol felt really good. The Sun was really friendly. Rudy actually waited for Emily to jump in, before going in himself. She was very happy about that.

Tiki stayed by the side of the Jacuzzi, but very close to the Margaritas. And she would be the Deejay for the rest of the party.


--And we are getting into the next episode, with McSteamy and all sorts of surprises... Mario's busy little typing fingers needed a rest. And he can already hear 3Turner, saying that the episodes end just as they get actioney... I know, it's a good interest keeper. I hope I am delivering though... :)


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Jul 26, 2007 00:09 as a reply to  @ PhotoJourno's post |  #270

Oh, yes... you are delivering:)


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