PetCon's White-Ringed Quack-Ware Party Thread

Sounds to me like you already have it figured out, then.

Dave, does anyone ever get you? What language is that? You're like a live rendition of "Oliver" but in some crazy twisted way.

I digress, I'm not allowed in this thread. I've only ever posted one duck on POTN. A great duck, but little nonetheless. Please excuse the interuption.

Of course Dave, you could just say 'Howdy Neighbo(u)r' and avoid all this time-shiftin' m'larky, although I suppose you will still need to know the location for the spelling, what with all our 'friends' across the pond droppin' U's all over the place.

Quack quack.
Can anyone draw around here ?
So that we can have our own version of a quacky-wacky comic strip.
Perhaps we should subcontract PuddingPirate for that ...

condyk wrote in post #3501869
Sell the car/s and use public transport.
Play more Monopoly.
Have her fiends visit your place instead.

I don't have much time for children unfortunately. The key is to make sure their peers are at least semi-sensible when they get over 10 years old IMO. otherwise, best left to themselves so they can sort out some kinda peckin' order Lord of the Flies style. But you are a nice man and so I'm sure yer have little to really worry about. You could ask her what she does different them times you don't find contraband in your car. If she does that more often then you won't find anything

I'd say this thread/chatroom is evolving beautifully and decisively in the direction of nauseating banality.

PetKal wrote in post #3502247
Quack quack.
Can anyone draw around here ?
So that we can have our own version of a quacky-wacky comic strip.
Perhaps we should subcontract PuddingPirate for that ...

Um... no. Too busy with what I'm doin' now. To do another strip would require giving up photography altogether.... not quite ready to do that yet....

puddlepirate44 wrote in post #3502278
Um... no. Too busy with what I'm doin' now. To do another strip would require giving up photography altogether.... not quite ready to do that yet....

Well, can't blame ya, big daddy, all that must take a huge amount of your time........thanks anyways.
Hey Connie....can you draw ?

condyk wrote in post #3502059
ChemicalAli them suckers are mean and hungry. Yer need to watch yerself around them. So you get off a barrage of shots (camera shots!) or just run and hide like a kitten?

I was out with the dog so didn't have the camera with me
the bastard thing (seagull) came swooping down outta nowhere and kept doing flybys squakin at me... it soon scarpered when the mutt came back tho

Dammit, nobody can draw in this joint.
That means that ole Petkal has to do it, eh ?
Yeah, leave the dirty work to ole Petkal.
(Thinking...."What a bunch of schmuckeys.")

PetKal wrote in post #3502311
Hey Connie....can you draw ?

he can draw alright

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PetKal wrote in post #3502259
I'd say this thread/chatroom is evolving beautifully and decisively in the direction of nauseating banality.

Jakie got waylaid into a kind sad longing for times past, that only a parent can feel for one of his flock gone off the rails. I sought to comfort (or at least pretend to!) in his time of need.

thomascanty wrote in post #3502200
Sounds to me like you already have it figured out, then.

Yeah, now we need some mug to do it.

TheGreatOg wrote in post #3502215
Dave, does anyone ever get you? What language is that? You're like a live rendition of "Oliver" but in some crazy twisted way. I digress, I'm not allowed in this thread. I've only ever posted one duck on POTN. A great duck, but little nonetheless. Please excuse the interuption.

Post away ... but dig up an' post yer Duckie tho first. Otherwise, sling yer hook

kevin_c wrote in post #3502238
Of course Dave, you could just say 'Howdy Neighbo(u)r' and avoid all this time-shiftin' m'larky, although I suppose you will still need to know the location for the spelling, what with all our 'friends' across the pond droppin' U's all over the place.

Aye ... dropping ewes more likely for some of those guys if yer know what I mean mate However, the Good Quaaakning bit is important. There is a deeper symbol there.

PetKal wrote in post #3502247
Quack quack.
Can anyone draw around here ? So that we can have our own version of a quacky-wacky comic strip. Perhaps we should subcontract PuddingPirate for that ...

puddlepirate44 wrote in post #3502278
Um... no. Too busy with what I'm doin' now. To do another strip would require giving up photography altogether.... not quite ready to do that yet....

Yes, that would be a benefit for sure. But not sure I wanna see ya strip anyway Puddle, thanks That should be sumfink you and Lisa share together I reckon. MAybe in the G&N section mate

PetKal wrote in post #3502311
Well, can't blame ya, big daddy, all that must take a huge amount of your time........thanks anyways. Hey Connie....can you draw ?

All that girly talk ... sure he is on that 24-7 I can draw, sure ... but I don't scan. Ronaldo mkII is the drawer. He draws to at least junior high standard (whatever that is!?) He is a real artist.

I had a perfect brainstorm......actual​ly a nightmarish vision.
Connie keeps Tareq as a loveslave in his pad's closet.
That would explain two recent developments:
(1) Tareq is not around much any more.
(2) Connie's English has been taking a peculiar ESL twist.

Yeah, so Tareq is my Gimp, like in Pulp Fiction, and locked in a cupboard with only his gears to play with until I let him out. Where'd my Dyson cleaner go tho'?

PetKal wrote in post #3502247
Quack quack.
Can anyone draw around here ?
So that we can have our own version of a quacky-wacky comic strip.
Perhaps we should subcontract PuddingPirate for that ...

Treesharks can draw....