Urban Cat metaphor C&C please :-)

There once was a cat, quite a nice one,
Who found itself trapped in a Dyson.
It started to squeal,
"Is this friggin' real"?
What a great day for the mice, son.

My response is most likely too crude.

more like sleepy sheepy

what's a Char?.. and I don't think the cat is the issue.. Nope, I think it's the vaccuum... yep, my take is that it's too dirty to keep up with the cat.. who, by the way is always blameless.. I mean, if anybody has ever been around a cat you do know that they are at a level above the normal house pet..

sari

a charlady..... cleaner.

I'm assuming that the contents of the Dyson pertain more to a ceremonial de-fluffing of the cat, rather than a navel lint-mining expedition on your part, Dave. If that is the sort of thing that comes off your cat regularly, then I imagine furballs are a problem for both of you, and would advise you to stop licking your cat, and to invest in some Hairball diet.

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That hairball is truley disturbing. was that a mountain lion that hacked that bad boy up? oh and i finally got the joke. it's 4am... and i'm slow to start with.

cosworth wrote in post #3469568
My response is most likely too crude.

We all want that to be clean !

I want condyk to do the same trick but with a blender and a hamster.
Should be quite colourful.

Reaperman

Reaperman wrote in post #3469806

I want condyk to do the same trick but with a blender and a hamster.
Should be quite colourful.

Reaperman

You don't need a hamster, just stick your hand in....be sure to video it for YouTube, it'll be a smash!

runninmann wrote in post #3469548
There once was a cat, quite a nice one,
Who found itself trapped in a Dyson.
It started to squeal,
"Is this friggin' real"?
What a great day for the mice, son.

You've clearly found a new vocation Gottherunsman ... thank goodness for that, I couldn't stand your photography

saravrose wrote in post #3469610
... the cat.. who, by the way is always blameless.. I mean, if anybody has ever been around a cat you do know that they are at a level above the normal house pet..

No one is blaming him, as such. The Cat lives within an urban environment. He sheds fur. The two do not go together ... and there are two pussies here too So, something had to give.

steved110 wrote in post #3469661
If that is the sort of thing that comes off your cat regularly, then I imagine furballs are a problem for both of you, and would advise you to stop licking your cat, and to invest in some Hairball diet.

Thank you Doc Stevo ... your diagnostics seem sound. Does the hairball diet involve eating significant quantities of ice-lollies?

Extirpate wrote in post #3469681
... oh and i finally got the joke. it's 4am... and i'm slow to start with.

Well son, this is a 100m sprint not a f**kin' marathon

steved110 wrote in post #3469891
You don't need a hamster, just stick your hand in....be sure to video it for YouTube, it'll be a smash!

Oh yeah ... no cruelty hoomer here. Remember, I iz speaking in metaphor. Look deep within for the message.

Yes sweet Marie that is so correct. Dust to dust, a**hole to a**hole ... isn't that the way of nature: birds of a feather c*ap together ... all over yer best jacket too!

[QUOTE=condyk;3469924]​You've clearly found a new vocation Gottherunsman ... thank goodness for that, I couldn't stand your photography

quote]That's no surprise. Neither can I. I keep coming around here hoping, beyond hope, that some of the aggregate talent will by some miraculous event of compositional, expositional, visual osmosis will somehow accrue to me and I shall be transformed from a no-talent, bad-eyed, technologically-challenged hack into...Condick? Oh, hell no!

Ho, boy, the cat looks like one of mine. I haven't seen her in a couple of days... You don't think?

Nah!