THE GREATEST STORY OF SOUTH SOUTHEAST RURAL MISSOURI

Here the storytelling commences...


softly left unspoken. says:
tell me a story

Kique says:
i have a story

softly left unspoken. says:
GO

Kique says:
one day me and dylan went to band camp

Kique says:
but all the clarinets didnt show up

Kique says:
so i was back in the drumming section going wth, but not really caring

Kique says:
but then i realized

Kique says:
dylan wasnt there either...

Kique says:
so since im a teachers pet me and the band director went 'wth' together

Kique says:
so then we were like, oh em gee, all clarinet players are girls arent they!! even if they are a guy theyre really a girl for playing clarinet!! (cept for jonny but we found out he had been in the bathroom crying)

Kique says:
anyways

Kique says:
it was camp, but we were stayin at a hotel

Kique says:
so we put the practice on hiatus

Kique says:
and me and the indian hotel guy and the director looked for them

Kique says:
we listened around...

Kique says:
and heard a humming noise

Kique says:
we followed it... and it grew more and more intese, until we got to room 304

softly left unspoken. says:
i am scared of this story....

Kique says:
lmao

Kique says:
hold on im goin

softly left unspoken. says:
mmk

Kique says:
well, i pulled out my 9mm and shot the lock off with an explosive round, and we found out later it killed one of the 3 hookers

Kique says:
and we come in and its a full suite...

Kique says:
dylan has the chicks in FULL *removed explicit*ING CHOIR...

Kique says:
ALL NAKED

Kique says:
singing these rap songs simeltaneously, and it was so intense it created a blaring bassbeat that filtered down to the hum outside of the room

Kique says:
and then the cops took the band director to jail for being with naked girls.

Kique says:
AND THATS THE STORY OF HOW HALF THE TOWN OF ANNAPOLIS, AND DYLAN, LOST THEIR VIRGINITY

softly left unspoken. says:
i love it

Kique says:
i actually had a full photo shoot

Kique says:
THE REAL STORY IS!!

softly left unspoken. says:
oohhh nice

Kique says:
after the cops went away

Kique says:
i got out my photography bag

softly left unspoken. says:
fuuun

Kique says:
and got full pictures

Kique says:
of the girls flushing the toilet.

THE END.

Compliments of your local hick town photographer,

-Kique

You left WTF out of your poll...

haha. intentional.

And I thought I was random.

LucyRoberts wrote in post #3535449
And I thought I was random.

Haha, I used to be way better at this. More random and interesting, and much longer.

Ah... I need to work on these.

NarrowSoul wrote in post #3535458
Haha, I used to be way better at this. More random and interesting, and much longer.

Ah... I need to work on these.

No really... you don't... you're good man.

How about the Jester and his choir. Cool story.

Good start but disappointing finish ... I found the [c=#FF8C24]Kique[/c] thing irritating but I let it lie.

lol, yeah my code got put in there. I'll edit it out. Yeah, the ending sucks I burnt out on my 3AM fumes, haha. I quit energy drinks... Man Straight Edge is killing me worse than the drugs could... hahaha

What was the name of Socrates drink? Cycuta, I think it was spelled. And the dude's last words were about one chicken that he owed to some neighbor, and so he said something along the lines of "please guys, repay the dude a chicken when I am gone". It's a great story from Phaedus, a book written about him.

Anyhow, I think there are lots of potential... Gotta keep practicing. No drugs though, it's what makes it fun. Otherwise even my dog is funny on Ecstasy. Not that I have ever tried. I read it somewhere.

mjgravina wrote in post #3541662
What was the name of Socrates drink? Cycuta, I think it was spelled. And the dude's last words were about one chicken that he owed to some neighbor, and so he said something along the lines of "please guys, repay the dude a chicken when I am gone". It's a great story from Phaedus, a book written about him.

Anyhow, I think there are lots of potential... Gotta keep practicing. No drugs though, it's what makes it fun. Otherwise even my dog is funny on Ecstasy. Not that I have ever tried. I read it somewhere.

Haha, that's a good thing to hear from you... I decided to get back into my improv storytelling that I abandoned in like... the 7th grade... from reading your story! Haha.

At this very moment I am high, with Mountain Dew and Mozzarella Sticks. (what a trip!!.. My hands are HUGE!!)...

http://socrates.clarke​.edu/aplg0190.htm

Go down to the last few lines... Can't make that stuff up.

That is a cool avatar, NarrowSoul.

That was over so quick, the camp fire did not even get lit.

lol, really man, I don't even know why I posted this. Very short, etc. Who knows, maybe I should just make an animated series of me and Dylan. We already made a video, maybe I'll link to it or embed it...

mjgravina wrote in post #3541867
At this very moment I am high, with Mountain Dew and Mozzarella Sticks. (what a trip!!.. My hands are HUGE!!)...

http://socrates.clarke​.edu/aplg0190.htm

Go down to the last few lines... Can't make that stuff up.

That is a cool avatar, NarrowSoul.

Haha.... You a Socrates fan? I myself am not particularly a Socrates fan, a philosophy fan, I need reading sources. But what I know of Aristotle, I like.

And thanks for the interest in the avatar... It was done on a P&S, hahaha.. I don't even have my 10D.