Red-Ringed Tupperware Party with (ineffective) Tin Foil Hats (2)

Speaking of shats on my desk, I used to have lizards lurking around. Now I don't mind the lizards, and they don't crap on me much, and they eat the mosqitoes I hate, but I found out what makes the perfect lizard trap purely by accident. I drink a significant amount of coke and one day when I picked the can up, the can almost jumped out of my hand - turned out the lizard decided it wanted a sample of the sweet stuff, fell into the can through the hole, and couldn't get out! Talk about double dipping.....ain't a sip from the rim enough for the lizard!

cylentka wrote in post #3649473
Well if you are a swan, I'm a wolf. What kind of baste sauce would you like to roast in?

Hmmmm... I don't like the way you're looking at me, so I changed a couple answers very slightly. Now it says I'm a swan or a wild cat. Just try to baste me and I'll tear you up with my claws!

(It also says I could be an otter...)

Don't you guys belong in the 'Fight Club' thread?

belmondo wrote in post #3649503
Don't you guys belong in the 'Fight Club' thread?

But we don't have any photos and we'd get yelled at for just chatting.

thomascanty wrote in post #3649498
Hmmmm... I don't like the way you're looking at me, so I changed a couple answers very slightly. Now it says I'm a swan or a wild cat. Just try to baste me and I'll tear you up with my claws!

(It also says I could be an otter...)

ewww, basted cat, yuk!!

cylentka wrote in post #3649520
ewww, basted cat, yuk!!

Slow cook then. If they can make ox tails tender (and absolutely delicious, my folks used to do a KICK@SS oxtail) by stewing them for 16 hours, cat should be just fine.

:p

(I'm stirring the pot.. pun intended :P)

Lizard in the Coke can, that would definitely get ones attention. I drank a bee once that was on my Coke can. Stung my tongue. Funny thin is that it didn’t hurt right away, it sort of fizzed. Later it swelled and caused me to talk rather funny for a few hours. Hmm. Maybe if the lizard was in there it could have eaten the bee for me. Good reason to keep a lizard in your Coke.

Ok Tuppers...

How much do you really know about your chosen specialist subject?

Cows: http://www.havemilk.co​m/article.asp?id=2153

Ducks: http://www.deltawaterf​owl.org …media/quizzes/m​olt/01.php

well, I got 14 of the cow questions right. Off to the duck quiz

cylentka wrote in post #3649520
ewww, basted cat, yuk!!

Pete wrote in post #3649576
Ok Tuppers...

How much do you really know about your chosen specialist subject?

Cows: http://www.havemilk.co​m/article.asp?id=2153

Ducks: http://www.deltawaterf​owl.org …media/quizzes/m​olt/01.php

"I don't give a cow, man!" -- Bart Simpson

I didn't see where it gave a total on the cow one, but I think I was about 50/50. Maybe 11 out of 20. I gave up on the ducks. They all looked alike to me.

I only got two of the ducks right. On the cow one, I just scrolled up and counted the green dots.

thomascanty wrote in post #3649613
I didn't see where it gave a total on the cow one, but I think I was about 50/50. Maybe 11 out of 20. I gave up on the ducks. They all looked alike to me.

I did pretty well on the milk test except for identifying the breeds...I only got one of those right. I also guessed wrong on the amount of water a cow drinks, and I didn't get the last question.

I should have done better, though. I was born in Wisconsin (America's Dairyland), and I had an uncle who raised dairy cattle.

I'm surprised. 15 out of 20. Cow identification is not my strong suit!

I have always been a big city dweller too. Where does milk come from? The supermarket of course!

Yikes 12 of 20 wrong. I got zero of the cows identified and who the heck is going to eat 45 slices of bread anyway.