Another excerpt for Cat (really, I need to just finish this thing and stop hanging out here.... Sorry) :
It’s about this time that the cool and smooth composure that was a part of the Groom’s appearance begins to crack. Once someone says, “Hey, it’s about to start, you ready?” a switch is thrown. No one really knows if it’s because the Groom has been in denial during the months of engagement or if he simply never really thought about it as life was too busy with Fantasy Football and getting a new stereo system for the car. Either way, as soon as someone mentions that the wedding is about to begin, the Groom realizes that “It” is upon him.
The symptoms are generally the same all across the board.
-The “Deer In The Headlights” look.
-The repetitive, “Huh? What? Who? Huh?”
-Some will argue about the timing, that, in actuality, it is not time, but, perhaps, a period of pre-time. This will allow the Groom a chance to still reside in the safe cocoon of deniability.
-Furtive and repeated looks toward the exit, reminiscent of a cornered animal.
-Sometimes, and with great discomfort to those that witness it, the announcement of “Time” brings bouts of weeping to the Groom.
-In extreme cases, pleas of sanctuary or political asylum.
-Paralysis of the legs, resulting in the Groom’s statement, “I... I can’t move.”
-Occasionally the “Blame Game” starts. Fingers are pointed and accusations are made. “Who’s idea was this, anyway? Did you put me up to this? How did it come to this?”
Allow this to be said. Most men will go through these motions upon the coming of “Time”. It’s instinctive. Even the coolest and most centered guy will wonder if he could make it out the door and into his car before anyone tries to stop him. Every guy, when told that his turn, will start to really think more seriously about that whole French Foreign Legion thing.
Because they think this, some think that the Groom doesn’t love the Bride. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Their hearts could be totally turned over to a future with this woman. Totally captivated by all that is the Bride. He might even be one of those rare beasts that is excited and involved in the planning of the wedding. He may even enjoy wearing the tux and the plastic shiny shoes.
Men will go through these emotions whether it’s at their wedding, or if someone tells them that they need to mow the lawn, or change the light bulb in the hallway.