Hiya Alby, Brian, Ray, David,
Many thanks for your kind words & comments,
Alby,
I remember once many years back I was in the woods ' Brashing ' with my top of & it was one of the few times I've been bitten to hell & back all H F Bites.
Brian,
Round here these swines seem to lay up in the grass waiting to get you right in the back of the knee, I'd rather play with my Wasps any day compared to these.
Ray,
Can't say as I blame you in this instance, nasty sneaky things !!
David,
Simple anzer me hanzum ee be op norf, iz een souf, tiz bin prober anzum yer, me ead zembles a beetroot.
Now that's given the Spellcheck a headace 
Cheese for now
Mark