The Caption This Game - 24 hour rounds

In this economy, even the railways are downsizing.

The new stimulas package has added the necessary funding to continue all railways, even those that are not used as often as others.

I hope Gomez doesn't blow up the bridge this time!

(Anyone remember the original Addams Family? )

I have just 1 accident in 40 years and now I'm stuck with Charlie the bloody Choo-Choo!

When you're a 100-foot tall engineer, your two biggest problems in life are:
1. Finding overalls that fit.
2. Tunnels.

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toy's r Us kid.

Much as he tried to hide it, his face gave it away. Denis loved trains about as much as he hated kids!

I think I can. I think I can. I....

Oh, I've been working on the railroad, all the live long day...

In a shocking turn of fate, Jeff Dunham's puppet Walter came to life. Jeff Dunham then told him to "get a f*cking job, you stupid ex-puppet."

Well, there was this little cake sitting on the table with a note that said, "Eat me."

neil_r wrote in post #8791462
Much as he tried to hide it, his face gave it away. Denis loved trains about as much as he hated kids!

You guys really made me laugh and it was hard to choose a winner, but Neil's just came too close to reality.

LOL I had a much much worse one for the guy on the train

Let's see what you can do with this one?

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Halfway through the first strike of the gavel, Calder's stones became dis-lodged, and passed from his kidney.

Tom, your brain is just ......... different

(Folks, don't try and figure that out, it isn't an entry )