The scantily clad mall Santas jolly with their large bellies and humpbacks festively cooked venison topped with aged Koolaid with a hint of red Gatorade. Not to be outdone by the mall Easter bunnies, Larry Flynt openly declared "I am not a botanist; I am a phlebotomist in drag racing wheel chair harnesses and underwear!" The protesters where smoking by the chimney with Babar the elephant when the sound

