The scantily clad mall Santas jolly with their large bellies and humpbacks festively cooked venison topped with aged Koolaid with a hint of red Gatorade. Not to be outdone by the mall Easter bunnies, Larry Flynt openly declared "I am not a botanist; I am a phlebotomist in drag racing wheel chair harnesses and underwear!" The protesters where smoking by the chimney with Babar the elephant when the sound of flying frogs aroused the Behemoth Tuna, who then began gyrating furiously while Vladimir Putin put his sword shaped lollipop straight up the top of the hill beyond the land of living and into

