Disfigured by the hand of Tiny Tim Thompson of Topeka and his art of human origami, that silly wabbit with high heels fell on Tim in an effort to extract DNA from his cat's front protruding earmuffs causing bells cast in plaster of paris to rise up from the sea of pant suits with flannel crotches. Perhaps they didn't see the big satellite dish painted bright teal and funny little quirk with the POTN servers that resulted in severe withdrawals and excessive consumption of Jack Daniels; or maybe the Noinks poo poo platter got smeared onto a creamy paste and spread telepathically and intergalactically all over the internet, oh MY! Enticed by the flavor of leftover meatloaf soup, Gandalf

