Michael Jackson's brother's monkey stands to inherit 3/4 of the National Debt of Alabama because of payoffs to the Smurfs union. He had made a bet that Nigel was a real boy racer, top dog in the world of underwear collecting- but hadn't noticed that his cell phone was pink due to having been dropped into invisible paint. Speaking of deadlines, sudden topic changes and blatherskite, high resolution boxer shorts not covering enough news about ants playing with themselves.



