Simply stated, fishing for crabs naked with tweezers, a can of beer in hand, and a loaded potato gun is not to shoot kids and nikon photographers... wait, it's all a dream, a very disturbed dream! A world of such dreams should be only dreamed up by Willy Wonka on a weekend bender, while bingeing on ex-lax and afrin martinis spiked with a few roofies, garnished pickled eggs and sheeps testicles. When he decided to go dancing, along with Elton John, George Michael and Gordon.. um.. I mean Sting. Main while, Boy George and Batman's sidekick Boy Wonder, quickly scaled the upside-down building as John was looking through the hole behind the small crack in the toilet. What he saw there was appalling. Hootie and a blow fish found eachother while looking for a way out of Dan Marino's personal room at Michael Jackson's creepy dungeon of left hand gloves and orangutan toys covered with honey

