Simply stated, fishing for crabs naked with tweezers, a can of beer in hand, and a loaded potato gun is not to shoot kids and nikon photographers... wait, it's all a dream, a very disturbed dream! A world of such dreams should be only dreamed up by Willy Wonka on a weekend bender, while bingeing on ex-lax and afrin martinis spiked with a few roofies, garnished pickled eggs and sheeps testicles. When he decided to go dancing, along with Elton John, George Michael and Gordon.. um.. I mean Sting. Main while, Boy George and Batman's sidekick Boy Wonder, quickly scaled the upside-down building as John was looking through the hole behind the small crack in the toilet. What he saw there was appalling. Hootie and a blow fish found eachother while looking for a way out of Dan Marino's personal room at Michael Jackson's creepy dungeon of left hand gloves and orangutan toys covered with honey from Bunny the right hand glove killer. The Pet Detective, along with Dan Marino, Paris Hilton, Pee Wee Herman and the Dynamic Duo of Justin and Izak jumped into Robert's car, the new Dodge Challenger, painted a nice happy face on each other's cheeks and went to the carnival. Once there, Kevan bought tickets for last night's
