Ever expanding

I tried to put my interview suit on and found that my 40R jacket and 28 waist do not fit anymore. I could not even get the to sides to get close at all. It feels good to be "maturing" in old age.

The other day my wife asked where my abs went. I told her they are in storage since it is winter time now.

slimninj4 wrote in post #4432135
...The other day my wife asked where my abs went. I told her they are in storage since it is winter time now.

You get all new clothes! Yay!

The cost of a new wardrobe is the cost of storing your abs in a layer of winterizing blubber.

It kills me to hear you complaining about not being able to fit into 28-inch pants. Oh my God! The horrors you must be experiencing having to wear 30-inch pants.