I've been playing a role-playing game on the PS3. Too much. I've been leading a small band of zombies around a dungeon taking care of the guys who don't know it, but their guarding MY gold.
I was up too late eating leftovers from the cookout and playing the game. Bad idea...
In my dream, I was leading an army of zombies around my town and they killed someone. Now I have to get rid of the corpse. Naturally, I have to loot the corpse before disposing of the body. He had a crumpler backpack with lenses and two 1-D Mark IIIs.
This is when my panic really struck. How do I keep the gear without anyone knowing? Certainly my zombies are going to get ME incarcerated. After all they're MY zombies. If I keep the gear, I might get linked to this guy's death. If I get rid of the gear, there's nothing to link me to his death. Well... except for the zombies. But look at all that gear!
That's when I woke up.
Freakin' hot dogs...



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