I'll be damned if I'll let some yahoo from Mississippi tell me what to do.
Wait, was that too serious?

- Don't let some yahoo from Mississippi tell you what to do

No picking it apart here, just loved the post, and loved some of the replies too!

I guess the only thing I would add would be,
Don't post anything that may be misconstrued as humor,... or misconstrued as serious! because invariably you will have to come to terms with many kinds of replies!

I love this forum and consider it one of the friendliest around. I'm just doing my part to make sure it doesn't become too DPR-ish
Take it seriously, take it humorously, take it and shove it--I leave the choice to each reader. As has been said in previous replies, it's a free forum, and we can "change the channel" anytime we like by reading a different thread. It would just be nice if we continue to not have to change the channel as much as we do at other forums! The nice-to-ugly ratio is quite high here, which is part of what makes this such a great place.

