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Feb 04, 2008 10:45 |  #1

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Feb 04, 2008 12:01 |  #2

LOL That's great!

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Feb 04, 2008 12:04 |  #3

I can relate.

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Feb 04, 2008 15:44 |  #4

Great cartoon.

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Feb 04, 2008 16:44 |  #5

I resemble that remark ....lol
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Feb 06, 2008 17:55 |  #6

I can relate to that UFO one... man, thats happened so many times, really frustrates me

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Feb 06, 2008 18:23 |  #7

I'm guilty of #3... Never in any shots, nobody knows how to use the camera. LOL.

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Feb 06, 2008 21:19 |  #8

jklewer wrote in post #4865902 (external link)
I can relate to that UFO one... man, thats happened so many times, really frustrates me

:confused: you do know thats not real right? Memory card malfunction is a myth.

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Feb 06, 2008 22:45 |  #9

i like the last one, hoping it will never happen to me

https://photography-on-the.net …p?p=4655753&pos​tcount=953 Your 1st 10,000 images are your worst
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Feb 07, 2008 06:04 as a reply to  @ Aaagogo's post |  #10

Nice, thanks for sharing...

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Feb 07, 2008 06:37 |  #11

the_incubus wrote in post #4867246 (external link)
:confused: you do know thats not real right? Memory card malfunction is a myth.

It is not a myth. Its what happens when we cant find a decent pic to submit to the editor. :)

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Feb 07, 2008 10:05 |  #12

These are all great.

The first frame reminds me of two of the "Will It Blend" videos (www.willitblend.com (external link)). These guys are selling seriously strong blenders and show it off by blending all kinds of things you'd never put in a regular blender.

The first video is a Sony camcorder. It's a first-person perspective.
http://www.willitblend​.com …?type=unsafe&vi​deo=vidcam (external link)

The second video is a RIOT! They take the pulverized camcorder back to BestBuy to get their money back.
http://www.willitblend​.com …unsafe&video=vi​dcamreturn (external link)

These are definitely worth watching. There are more things they blend, like iPods, iPhones, Halo 3, a can of coke and a chicken, marbles, Barbie dolls...

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Feb 07, 2008 23:58 |  #13

i knew i should have kept my big mouth shut...

it happened to me on my 1st remote rig setup..

Aaagogo wrote in post #4867794 (external link)
i like the last one, hoping it will never happen to me

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