Grr... well I gathered all the receipts after taking off work early. Headed over there with ALL of my gear in hand. Lo and behold, they made copies of the receipts and that was it. Remind me to blackmail my SF agent in the near future as payback. (Did a little public records search, and the agent himself has more traffic citations than my entire family combined... how ironic...)
Anyway, $106 later, I'm covered for $5600 worth of gear now. They made it pretty clear that they all but assume fraud on these types of policies at the corporate level, so SOME kind of investigation is almost guaranteed, especially if it's a large claim. And if there is ANY claim for people like us on these policies, I'd say it's quite likely to be large considering how much money can be invested in the smallest of camera bags these days. They couldn't even give an estimate of the time from a claim being filed to the time when they pay out. Regardless, short of outright lying on their part (and I should hope State Farm isn't into that kinda thing) any wait for such a claim is still WAY better than a bag full of gear getting stolen and having to either take the full loss by not having any insurance at all, or having to claim it on renter's/homeowner's which is depreciated value and would run those rates up.
Oh, they also said in no uncertain terms that if a large claim were ever made on this policy that that's pretty much the end of the policy from then on out, and that it would NOT be re-issued... ever, by them or anyone else. In other words, this is pretty much a one time deal of a security blanket, so leaving the bag in plain view in the back seat of a parked car is still gonna be painful (and in that situation would end up being claimed against both the auto insurance and the personal articles policy, so a bit of a double whammy for that particular instance, hehe.)