Kiwi - GKPE - General Ramblings (4)

Nzshrimper wrote in post #5103159
and tony its happened on more than one occasion (3 some that is)

Does your wife know

LOL it WAS just his wife - he was drunk

Mediation wrote in post #5102281
Infact a degree is not even needed to be honest. If you have the experience.

Employers will always pick a person with experience over a degree. Hell the guys at Honda saw my Bachelor of Arts Degree in Film, television and Media studies and Sociology major and they thought, hell that has got nothing to do with Honda.

Ummmm. Can you get a job as a solicitor because you defended yourself in court? Can you get a job as a doctor because you stuck a plaster on a cut? If you have a general degree (geography, history, psycology) then who cares unless you're going for a teaching post. Try getting a job in my occupation without a degree - no chance, not even with 30 years experience. What does a art degree have to do with selling cars?

Mediation wrote in post #5102652
Amazing how that eraser trick.

Ain't no trick. It simply removes grease, grime and oxidation from the contacts. You can use 20 grit wet and dry if you want?

Nzshrimper wrote in post #5102772
i am quite the opposite in fact.. i always tend to give people the benefit of doubt until i meet them - then i think they are a feckwit - i tell them.. on...

He bloody does you know.

Nzshrimper wrote in post #5102825
please feel to ignore me - I will say this thou Matt - My life experience is quite considerable in comparison to yours - I have extensively traveled the world - i have 2 kids - 4 brothers and 1 sister - Working in a number of roles including professional sport. Gone to Uni - broken my neck and back - had / have depression - taken untold amounts of drugs - had sex - got more than one job - been arrested - had a bar fight or two - lost a loved one - had more than one girlfriend - had a threesome - been shot at - and had a bomb go off near me - and pretty much enjoy life now...

Bloody hell, stay away from Shrimper.

You and two other guys

tag141 wrote in post #5103347
Bloody hell, stay away from Shrimper.

you forgot to highlight professional sport and been shot at

somethingsimple wrote in post #5103363
you forgot to highlight professional sport and been shot at

Even I've been payed to chase a ball round a pitch. And I've been shot at, not bullets but an air gun.

Nzshrimper wrote in post #5102825
had a threesome

dare I say.... "pictures or it never happened"

Don28 wrote in post #5103453
dare I say.... "pictures or it never happened"

You might regret that .......

I'm getting visions of Chris being some James Bond-esque sexual lethario now, women feint when he walks in the room, lights automatically dim themselves, no matter where he is, a stereo somewhere fires up Barry White, he only wears silk and his middle name is danger. 8)

manipula wrote in post #5103731
I'm getting visions of Chris being some James Bond-esque sexual lethario now, women feint when he walks in the room, lights automatically dim themselves, no matter where he is, a stereo somewhere fires up Barry White, he only wears silk and his middle name is danger. 8)

spot on... the Aston is the garage thou...

Don28 wrote in post #5103453
dare I say.... "pictures or it never happened"

weka2000 wrote in post #5103465
You might regret that .......

erm - its a family show guys - but hey i will email them to you...

tag141 wrote in post #5103347
He bloody does you know.

honesty is the best policy

tag141 wrote in post #5103347
Bloody hell, stay away from Shrimper.

not to mention people aiming their race cars at me....

tag141 wrote in post #5103347
You and two other guys

they were post op... comon... you should know as you held the video cam.....

and dont tell me you guys have not done all the things i have listed....what have been asleep all of your lives...

Nzshrimper wrote in post #5103834
and dont tell me you guys have not done all the things i have listed....what have been asleep all of your lives...

Of course not

WARNING. PHOTOS ATTACHED BELOW!!!

Shot with 12-24 and 24-105... Bit limited with 105mm for the gannets!

manipula wrote in post #5103731
I'm getting visions of Chris being some James Bond-esque sexual lethario now, women feint when he walks in the room, lights automatically dim themselves, no matter where he is, a stereo somewhere fires up Barry White, he only wears silk and his middle name is danger. 8)

What I was told all UK men were like that
Oh and the woman called them Justin

wazza #4 is the shot. #3 looks way to saturated....could be my screen

weka2000 wrote in post #5103877
What I was told all UK men were like that
Oh and the woman called them Justin

Not all UK men, just some. I have adapted the routine to include the trcik where I click my fingers from three feet away and candles light themselves. I can also wink and girls clothes fall off, it's just a shame I have a nervous twitch, visits to the old folk's home are a very unpleasant thing.