Kiwi - GKPE - General Ramblings (4)

lance v wrote in post #5257133
**MOST**

1) i love my sports/fitness but cant really do them to the level i want because i have a farked hip.

2)my farked hip has made my right leg way shorter than my left resulting in

3) my right knee is Farkd from hyperextending

4)it also causes my back to be Farkd with vertebrae and nerves

5) dont tell me to put those prostetic shoe things in cuz i have them and theres only so high u can make them

6)just thort of it now my should are all Farkd from people cutting them for prostetics lol

7) people tell me i have the brains to do nething but im too lazy

8) i really am to lazy and i cant not be

9)i didnt just win lotto LOL

10)my mum is always yelling at me causing me TO HAVE ANGER PROBLEMS!(hence Re:i hate whalers.....)

11) i cant kill the whalers or ill get arrested

12)i need a hip replacement in about 15 years

Thats all i could be bothered writing(lazy) and realised i hate my hip not my life HAHA!

You , my boy are a f..ing mess.
Sorry to hear about your problems.

weka2000 wrote in post #5257152
Ah lance you can always join the rest of us with body "issues" hell if we took all the good bits of each of us we may just be able to make the perfect man

Chris how are your aches, and Dave,

Touch wood. Everything is OK on me at the moment.
Last year i did have some back problems, but after a few physio sessions that has come right, & occasionally I have problems with a knee, but I guess that isn't too bad after 46 years of an active life with sports like Skiing, snowboarding, windsurfing, mountainbiking & occasional tennis.
I used to play squash, but that is what caused the knee problem so i stopped.

lance v wrote in post #5257133
**MOST**

1) i love my sports/fitness but cant really do them to the level i want because i have a farked hip.

2)my farked hip has made my right leg way shorter than my left resulting in

3) my right knee is Farkd from hyperextending

4)it also causes my back to be Farkd with vertebrae and nerves

5) dont tell me to put those prostetic shoe things in cuz i have them and theres only so high u can make them

6)just thort of it now my should are all Farkd from people cutting them for prostetics lol

7) people tell me i have the brains to do nething but im too lazy

8) i really am to lazy and i cant not be

9)i didnt just win lotto LOL

10)my mum is always yelling at me causing me TO HAVE ANGER PROBLEMS!(hence Re:i hate whalers.....)

11) i cant kill the whalers or ill get arrested

12)i need a hip replacement in about 15 years

Thats all i could be bothered writing(lazy) and realised i hate my hip not my life HAHA!

See? Talking helps.

And yeah there are a few of us around here with knackered bits so we can sympathise.

I like 11 though. Whalers suck the big one. Food eskimo whalers ok, "research" whalers NOT ok.

5. Stilts.

Cheers, Shane.

akiwi wrote in post #5257159
You , my boy are a f..ing mess.
Sorry to hear about your problems.

Agreed, just as well he's not a horse

I've also been quite lucky, nothing serious or long term injury/illness that will haunt me (other than smoking!), play a lot of squash as well but never suffered anything worse than a twisted ankle. Being active in my job could well have something to do with it.

Anyway, Lance, how old are you? are you on a waiting list? any other remedy?

weka2000 wrote in post #5257152
... hell if we took all the good bits of each of us we may just be able to make the perfect man ...

I had a really good add on for that but I thought it would be taking it a tad far ...

I remember working as a kiwi fruit picker in TePuke one year with a really short guy. I can't remember if he was a dwarf, or it was another problem. I think his name was Brent. Anyway he had boots with huge cork soles that where about 30 cm high so he could reach te fruit. Maybe you need one of those!

Mediation wrote in post #5256636
Why are most gkpe members working in IT?

I was going to say something

weka2000 wrote in post #5256762
Because we are hightly intellegent men, who have so much dispoable income due to the HUDGE incomes we are on. Add to that we LOVE toys....I mean tools.

but tony had taken the words right out of my mouth.

somethingsimple wrote in post #5256657
lol yeah thats my excuse too

um yea I don't drink. the last time I had a beer would have been sometime in the 90's

Mark V, that's a cool toy. I am sure you, oops I mean your kids are going have fun with it.

theflyingkiwi wrote in post #5257188
the last time I had a beer would have been sometime in the 90's

Ditto.

DAMN YOU GLUTEN!

Luckily wine and whiskey have no gluten

weka2000 wrote in post #5257152
Ah lance you can always join the rest of us with body "issues" hell if we took all the good bits of each of us we may just be able to make the perfect man

Chris how are your aches, and Dave,

The creaky neck thing from the other day soon went as I got spazzed on painkillers, you tend to slowly stretch it out during the day don't you? All in, probably going better than Chris's neck at the moment!

lance v wrote in post #5257133
**MOST**

1) i love my sports/fitness but cant really do them to the level i want because i have a farked hip.

2)my farked hip has made my right leg way shorter than my left resulting in

3) my right knee is Farkd from hyperextending

4)it also causes my back to be Farkd with vertebrae and nerves

5) dont tell me to put those prostetic shoe things in cuz i have them and theres only so high u can make them

6)just thort of it now my should are all Farkd from people cutting them for prostetics lol

7) people tell me i have the brains to do nething but im too lazy

8) i really am to lazy and i cant not be

9)i didnt just win lotto LOL

10)my mum is always yelling at me causing me TO HAVE ANGER PROBLEMS!(hence Re:i hate whalers.....)

11) i cant kill the whalers or ill get arrested

12)i need a hip replacement in about 15 years

Thats all i could be bothered writing(lazy) and realised i hate my hip not my life HAHA!

And, on the other hand, my son who lives in Levin told me how impressed he was when he went in to pay his rates bill and your pictures were on show at the council place.

He has seen your pictures in a few other places around town, too.

Well done.

stelari wrote in post #5257192
Ditto.

DAMN YOU GLUTEN!

Luckily wine and whiskey have no gluten

I wouldn't know, I don't drink them either.

I should change beer to alcohol

Jesus wept! 288 photos I took recording the damaged and unpacking of our stuff, and there's a few little bits I've yet to do.

Yahoo!

Finally got it working!

manipula wrote in post #5257227
Jesus wept! 288 photos I took recording the damaged and unpacking of our stuff, and there's a few little bits I've yet to do.

Argh.

Dave, make sure you back those puppies up several times and get a copy or two offsite.

Hey, any word on the job yet?

Cheers, Shane.

low orbit wrote in post #5256725
Oh yeah and Kirst, big cars only chew the fuel badly (a) in town or (b) if you put your foot up it. I think I returned about 9l / 100km going to Kaikoura and back. May have been even better than that. (It gets 15 - 16l / 100k around town to put it into perspective). 4.0 Falcon ...

ooh what year?
mine got me from shore to wellington on one fill (thats over 800kms on 68L) and still had about 80kms gas left in the tank... i know cos thats how far i drove before refilling there

it goes up over 10km/L on trips but does 7.3-8.5 around town - about 100km/11L ($20 currently)

akiwi wrote in post #5257038
Had to laugh, because after typing that I took my favourite photo magazine with me and went for a crap. (I can share more details if anyone in interested) Anyway I opened it up and there was a big article on how to create HDRI panos! The top of a 2 page spread was a 360 degree 48 photo HDRI Pano of a city centre & it looked horrible!

are you sure you didnt get any on your mag

theflyingkiwi wrote in post #5257188
um yea I don't drink. the last time I had a beer would have been sometime in the 90's

i have prolly only ever drunk about 2 x 6-packs or less worth of various kinds of beer/ale ever (not all at once!), and no wine or spirits (blergh)
and i never smoked either
dont like coffee, rarely drink tea...

so why do i never have cash? cos i have cameras...

theflyingkiwi wrote in post #5257217
I should change beer to alcohol

um - you know i think it already comes that way

so whats happening on sunday: place & time organised yet?