Valentine's Day gift for the wife (no "pearl necklace")

As always, mom sent me $100 for my birthday. It's the thought that counts I guess.

As always, I'm going to flip it and get wifey something nice for valentines day. Such a stupid holiday. Anyway, having been together for almost 10 years, I already find myself scraping the bottom of the barrel for romantic ideas. I feel like I've done it all: Flowers, candy, flowers sent to the office, hidden gifts in bed, flower peddles on the bed and candlelight bubble baths (gay), sexy underwear, fancy schmancy dinner, home made porn, a night at the Sheraton Hotel... yada yada yada...

Help me out here...

You could get her an Arwen sword replica. It's both thoughtful and practical...

(e-cred to whoever guesses the reference)

AirBrontosaurus wrote in post #4903599
You could get her an Arwen sword replica. It's both thoughtful and practical...

(e-cred to whoever guesses the reference)

Elias


HAHAHAHA!!!!

"Don't worry, I'm taking it back..."

Lord_Malone wrote in post #4903569
home made porn

I might have to try that one V-day. Anyways, I'm thinking of going with some sort of dirty lingerie, something that she normally wouldn't wear. That way we both get something out of it. That and some roses, typical.

Lord_Malone wrote in post #4903569
...home made porn...

justincase724 wrote in post #4903628
??? I might have to try that one V-day. Anyways, I'm thinking of going with some sort of dirty lingerie, something that she normally wouldn't wear. That way we both get something out of it. That and some roses, typical.

Just be careful if you create homemade porn. It could be used against you in a potential divorce proceeding...

Or end up on YouTube!

Karl C wrote in post #4903647
Just be careful if you create homemade porn. It could be used against you in a potential divorce proceeding...

Or end up on YouTube!

youtube won't host it for long...you'd need to go to someplace like redtube...lol. regardless, if that happens we all benefit from that Valentines gift!

Not sure how it would be used against one in a divorce proceeding as both are consenting married adults.

how this end up on this subject anyways? lol

flipstyle72 wrote in post #4903669
Not sure how it would be used against one in a divorce proceeding as both are consenting married adults.

how this end up on this subject anyways? lol

Dude, you do realize we're talking about women, right? The Masters of Always Changing Their Mind.

Anyway, back to the thread topic.

Karl C wrote in post #4903693
Dude, you do realize we're talking about women, right? The Masters of Always Changing Their Mind.

Anyway, back to the thread topic.

HAHA...

I, being an unemployed college student/photographer, do not have a lot of money to spend on holidays such as this, but for my girlfriend this year, I am getting her a dozen red roses along with a note. The note basically indicates that there is a scavenger hunt. I bought 13 cards from a store, and on them I filled out 12 things I love about her (each representing a rose), I will then hide the cards around her house, and on each card give a clue to the next card. the 13th card will be the prize, I haven't decided what I am going to do yet prize wise, but that doesn't matter. Either way, the scavenger hunt is ending at her bed.

Do you think she'll understand "But I love you every day of the year, why waste money on one tacky commercial day?"

Cybnew wrote in post #4903784
I, being an unemployed college student/photographer, do not have a lot of money to spend on holidays such as this, but for my girlfriend this year, I am getting her a dozen red roses along with a note. The note basically indicates that there is a scavenger hunt. I bought 13 cards from a store, and on them I filled out 12 things I love about her (each representing a rose), I will then hide the cards around her house, and on each card give a clue to the next card. the 13th card will be the prize, I haven't decided what I am going to do yet prize wise, but that doesn't matter. Either way, the scavenger hunt is ending at her bed.

Great concept... Hopefully the bed won't be empty eh? lol

Anke wrote in post #4903796
Do you think she'll understand "But I love you every day of the year, why waste money on one tacky commercial day?"

in all honesty, mine would...but you try it and let us know how it turns out.

flipstyle72 wrote in post #4903817
Great concept... Hopefully the bed won't be empty eh? lol

Thanks, I went out and purchased a no empty bed guarantee a while back so I should be covered.

flipstyle72 wrote in post #4903821
in all honesty, mine would...but you try it and let us know how it turns out.

I tried it last year, I think she wants two presents this year

Always a pain when its my birthday the day before Valentines

Anke wrote in post #4903796
Do you think she'll understand "But I love you every day of the year, why waste money on one tacky commercial day?"

One of my friends wife feels this way about V-day! Her and my wife are really close too, so I've been trying to get her to convince my wife of the same thing. Hasn't happened yet, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed.