Uhh, would I be one of those people?
Here's my short answer. I owned the 85L I and II. The 85L I was very slow to focus, making it unusable for me as I like to roam the streets and take shots, not shoot in a studio where it would be fine. The 85L II was markedly faster to focus, though still no speed demon. It was quite usable and probably the best portrait lens I've ever used. At f1.2 though it could be a bit soft, which is the case with a lot of lenses at their max aperture.
As for the Nikon 85 f1.4, it is not a USM lens, not one of their newer designs. That said, as it is a smaller chunk of glass it focuses noticably quicker than the 85L II, but not as fast as the 85 1.8.
Specifically as to your focusing on the eyes question, if I wanted to be absolutely sure my focus was dead-on the eye(s), sounds like you are speaking of a static subject. In that case, I'd use a tripod, click on live view, magnify the picture 10x and manually focus not trusting either to do it for me.
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