Kiwi - GKPE - New and Improved General Ramblings (5)

Moppie wrote in post #5513698
It is still in production, we are having trouble finding a zombie suit to fit Chris.

ouch

Moppie wrote in post #5513698
It is still in production, we are having trouble finding a zombie suit to fit Chris.

Your skin will fit at a stretch

Moppie wrote in post #5513698
It is still in production, we are having trouble finding a zombie suit to fit Chris.

carry on with that and you will not need a fecking suit...







oohh i so want to use a new smiley i found today....

ooh found this on website today - its me at work...

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somethingsimple wrote in post #5513618
lol u egg
whats the last one then, tot overreached itself and got lost?

Playing Hide and Go Seek

klippe wrote in post #5513641
I only just realised now that I didn't have my Honeypuffs this morning.

I must rectify the situation immediately.

Trouble at mill!

low orbit wrote in post #5513676
Or had cold garlic pizza for breakfast.

Yeah yeah I'll get around to it one day when I get some honeypuffs ...

Eww, cold pizza in the am is only good after a long night on the town.
Garlic will keep the cold away, though

Moppie wrote in post #5513698
It is still in production, we are having trouble finding a zombie suit to fit Chris.

!

ps - why am I the Ultra Conservative Armish Mother who be huntin' y'all down for butter churning completion.. ?

I got lost at conservative.

low orbit wrote in post #5513702
Your skin will fit at a stretch

Touché

low orbit wrote in post #5513702
Your skin will fit at a stretch

nah dwarf zombie strippers is the sequel to the original movie ..... so we better leave him as he is...

Moppie wrote in post #5513693
See below.

Don't get me started on Porsche, I could rant away for pages and pages.

Yip, I have more experiance than the average person when it comes to automobiles.
I have worked for a NZ Lotus and Classic car specialist, I have done all my own work on all my own cars for the past 15 years, and I have spent several seasons as service crew on a Rally Car. I've also been involved in car clubs, and I have been moderating car forums for nearly 10 years.
So while I might make the odd mistake with my geography, when it comes to cars, I do know what I am talking about.

If you like I can bore everyone to death with an explanation of what makes a hair dressers car.

Hmm. OK, so what do I do in my Vee when I come off the brakes, go back on the gas and nothing happens for a few seconds?

(Do you still remember how a carburettor works? Seems most mechanics these days don't - hehe)

Don't worry Mopster, I still love you.

Sh*t, it's already been released! Here's the link http://www.apple.com …ictures/zombies​trippers/- got porn stars in it, so production value must be high, and acting will be great! (And I might get to see some tits which, lets face it, is the other half of the reason I'd watch such a movie - the first half is that I love zombie movies - I am a veritable George Romero Fan Club - at least as far as his movies go)

Of course the other thing is that with all the porn stars in it, it will have a very familiar feel to it. (Did I just type that out loud?)

klippe wrote in post #5513724
Hmm. OK, so what do I do in my Vee when I come off the brakes, go back on the gas and nothing happens for a few seconds?

(Do you still remember how a carburettor works? Seems most mechanics these days don't - hehe)

Don't worry Mopster, I still love you.

eat a bowl of hunnypuffs... !!

and from the shot above this is what i got...

Come to think of it, am I allowed to even admit that I like naked woman these days? Or does that mean I 'objectify' and 'degrade' all women? Does that make me a rapist in waiting?

(perhaps I sound a little jaded here - or maybe I have a big chip on my shoulder - or maybe I don't - or maybe I'm just sick of being told that having male feelings is 'wrong'. Thanks 'Aunty Helen')

Chris you lazy b'stard. MSM web site awaits the finest selection of Chris Bennett shots imported from around the world (or Otago at least). Get to it or I will beat you up - or worse still, I'll put Moppie onto you - he's got 'short man syndrome'.

cliff you need to go out a meet a woman... (and not one you paid for - even thou marriage these days is the same thing) .....

i am not sure that a bowl of hunnypuffs will count as a dinner date......

Wow! It get's better, the tagline for the movie is....

"They'll dance for a fee. But devour you for free."

Ah, bliss!