Is it possible for us to make a list of all the most worn-out photography jokes?
1: The baby photographer joke: Photographer mistaken for a surrogate father. Puns and hilarity ensues.
2: Drowning celebrity: Photographer finds controversial person of note drowning in a swift river. Has to make a quick decision: Which f-stop does he use?
3: Photographer at dinner: Host looks at photos; says "Nice camera." Photog eats dinner and says "Nice pots."
(I can edit this list as we go. This is all I have off the cuff.)

