So many people are apologizing for your situation, but I think it sounds like a really great and unique creative opportunity! In fact, I'm pretty jealous! I like Darvon's ideas - I say accentuate the fact that he's a country boy in his fiancees world - nothing like a little oil and water, black and white, ying and yang for contrast !!! I would,however, say a big NEGATIVE to the cow in the city idea... that'd be sure to get the attention of the local PD! have fun!
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