The 15th Official (Christmas Countdown Edition) Discussion for TPBM (15)

webcrawlur wrote in post #6606681
Hi Dan, that could go for Lonnie too, lol.

thomascanty wrote in post #6606749
Huh?

Skrim17 wrote in post #6606508
Well which one is it?

webcrawlur wrote in post #6606808
Ummm, I guess you don't take TP on road trips?

DerekRob wrote in post #6606378
Then you should get as much snow "the worst of the 4 letter sware wrods ever by the way" as Michigan. and you must be a dihard to love winter.

Skrim17 wrote in post #6606508
Well which one is it?

T.D. wrote in post #6606552
Oh SNAP!

DerekRob wrote in post #6606816
Well my $200 rent goes on their house payment.

DerekRob wrote in post #6606854
Not much to be confused about, I pay my folks $200 a month to until around December some time and my apartment should be ready and I will then pay my landlord around $400 a month and then $200 for my food and about $100 for cab rides.

thomascanty wrote in post #6606853
In my experience, motels generally supply that for me.

webcrawlur wrote in post #6606862
Right, no offence intended Derek, I hear the same thing from my son is all.

puddlepirate44 wrote in post #6605914
BALLOT


For President of POTN Lounge

• __x__ Permagrin, president; cfpackerfan, vice-president
  
• ____ Glarnax the Destroyer, president; Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film, vice-president
  
• ____ Jerp, Zombie of Upper Michigan, president; Andy Warhol's Left Kidney, vice-president

For Strange Guy at the End of the Bar

• ___x__ puddlepirate44, incumbent
  
• _____ Morkot Uhngrat of Mongolia, guy with a weird name

For Secretary of Bold and Pink Things

• ___x_ Thomas "Lonnifred" Canty, incumbent
  
• ____ Jamie Holladay, upstart

Kommisar of Meany Headedness

• ___x_ T. "The Hammer" D.
  
• (candidate is running unopposed)

Director of the Offices of Grumpy and Obnoxious

• __x__ JWright, incumbent
  
• ____ That guy that was behind me when I was at the stop light on Circle and 9th.

Rebel

• ___x_ Zane, incumbent
  
• ____ Alyssa (riiiiiiight... :roll

Henchman

• __x__ Miss "Dragon Lady" Pix
  
• ____ Some other candidate that doesn't really value their life.

MEASURES

Measure 42

This measure will create a new governmental department called "Smilie Immigration Reform". Under this department, all smilies, regardless of their original homeland, will be indoctrinated and documented for permanent citizenship within the Lounge. The Director of SIR will be nominated by the President and will be appointed by a majority vote of eligible voters of the Lounge.

• _x__ Yes, create this Department
  
• ___ No, don't create this Department because I'm a low down Smilie bigot.

Measure 1,248

Under this measure, Jamie will cease talking about his grooming habits.

• _x__ Yes, please, Dear God, please yes.
  
• ___ No, because it upsets Jenn so.

Measure ß

This will create a governmental oversight committee that will regulate Zane's fiery matchstick head. It will measure the BTU output and set parameters on how much candle-watt power he can emit on any given hour.

• ____ Yes, because this kind of Big Brother Activity warms my anally retentive heart.
  
• __x__ No. Geez, who thinks this stuff up?

Measure Q

This measure will change the name of the nation "Uzbekistan" to be "Larry" because Larry is so much easier to say and spell.

• _x___ Yes, and, while you're at it, do something about Massachesetts or Connecticut.
  
• ____ No. Just no. I'm plainly disagreeable.

Measure Grady Blinkblatz

This measure will allow legal citizens of the Lounge to openly confess that they think that the Eagles of the '70's sound more and more like Country Western music as time goes on.

• ____ Yes. Desperado? C'mon.
  
• __x__ No. Rock legends, and I'm in denial.

Measure *

This measure will grant the president of the Lounge the ability, without oversight, to bring her husband a beer whenever the urge hits.

• _x___ Yes, dang, that man needs a beer.
  
• ____ No, it should be expanded to included Starbucks and the occasional Tequila Sunrise.

Measure f/2.8

The voting in of this measure will end the ongoing debate over the annunciation of the word "bokeh" to be BOE-kah.

• __x__ Yes, let's just end this.
  
• ____ No, because I'm argumentative and fundamentally wrong.