The Worst Insult Ever: Or: I'm Rubber, You're Glue:

So, my fellow forumers, I'm here to report I've been insulted to the max.

Hmm, by whom? You ask.

Regarding what? You want to know.

Details? You require, details, you'll get 'em.

Now, I've been called all sorts of four-letter words in my life.

But as I'm sure your mom told you, "Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, But Words Will Never Hurt You." Or, "I'm Rubba, You're Glue, Whatever You Say Bounces off Me and Sticks To You." And that's how I survived.

But when The Chief, None other than "The Nose," BELMONDO," begins to Hurl the Insults, Well, I've never been so insulted or hurt in my life.

That's right: He Called me: Clutter. Can you imagine that? I'm Clutter? I demand a full investigation and apology.

So, what's the worst thing anybody's called you? Come forth, my bretheren.

By clutter do you mean the useless stuff my wife has around the house. By this does he mean you are something that is what it is but can't be used for what it is. Kinda like soap that's not soap, towels that don't dry or dishes that don't dish.

Or are you like the stuff on the potshelf? Are you a plastic ficus?

Either way you should start a new thread demanding a different title and a little respect from your fellow scented candles.

This thread is useless without links.

Gee . . . trying to live that one down's sure going to cramp your posting style isn't it, Mark? :{)#

And there's no link because the offending post was deleted as "clutter".

Ouch I just hurt my pancreas!

Clutter sounds about right.

How about one step further - an "utter clutter nutter"?!!

Hmm, how old are you?

This thread needs links, here's a link. On Conquering Clutter. Perhaps I should find one on living with clutter?

I did find an interesting article on detecting clutter. From MIT no less. Perhaps Belmondo should give it a quick read for final verification of his (not insult but) determination?