According to Wikipedia:
The Green Cheese Model of lunar composition was proposed by A. Nonymous in 1978. The core tenet of this model is that the lithosphere of the moon is composed of cheese. A. Nonymous maintained that this model provided a better explanation of the existence of lunar mice than the silicate rock model used by mainstream science.
Core tenets
The claims central to the Green Cheese Model are the following:
* The moon's lithosphere is composed of a substance similar or identical to cheese in composition and chemical structure.
* The outermost layers of this shell of cheese host a number of mold species, resulting in the moon's observed surface color.
* Animals termed "lunar mice" exist on the surface of the moon, deriving nourishment from the cheese lithosphere.
* Observations of the composition of the lunar surface and of its animal life were suppressed as a result of a deliberate conspiracy by the governments of the United States and the Soviet Union.
The Green Cheese Model was aggressively supported by A. Nonymous until his death in 1998.
B. Nonymous and C. Nonymous are currently the primary proponents of the Green Cheese Model. B. Nonymous publicly claims that the model is irrefutable fact based on his claim to have caught a lunar mouse which is alleged to have escaped from a government facility





